Category Archives: Republicans

Crybaby Boehner Narrowly Reelected Speaker

Thursday, January 3, 2013 Crybaby Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) was narrowly reelected Speaker of the House on Thursday after heated public criticism from fellow Republicans and a week of rumors that he would face a GOP revolt. Boehner won a … Continue reading

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CIA Director David Petraeus Resigns Cites Extramarital Affair

Friday, November 9, 2012 CIA Director and Retired Gen. David Petraeus Resigns Over Affair Washington and media darling, Central Intelligence Agency Director David Petraeus, today resigned citing “extremely poor judgment” for having an extramarital affair. Petraeus told President Obama of … Continue reading

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70-Year Old Lifelong Republican: “I don’t know why any woman or gay would vote for Romney”

Monday, October 1, 2012 Mitt Romney Prepares to Scoop the Fudge in Wednesday’s Debate Political pundits say Mitt Romney is the least popular politician in modern history. If this comment from Wayne Butterfass, 70, a retired store owner from Cincinnati, … Continue reading

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Ryan Running House Re-Election Ads While Running for Veep

Tuesday, September 11, 2012 John Galt objectively wants his government job back Rep. Paul Ryan (R-OH), Mitt Romney’s vice presidential running mate plans to begin airing ads in Wisconsin asking voters to reelect him to an eighth House term that … Continue reading

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Romney’s Anti-Gay Super PAC Ad is Just Plain Awful

Sunday, September 9, 2012 Have you seen Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s perfectly awful, anti-gay super PAC ad yet? Bad makeup, terrible acting and the most unattractive couple imaginable don’t begin to describe this mess. In fact, it’s laughable. But … Continue reading

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Republican Convention Goers Think African-Americans Are Animals

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 The apple doesn’t fall far from the hangin’ tree in Tampa. CNN reports the racist event: Two people were removed from the Republican National Convention Tuesday after they threw nuts at an African-American CNN camera operator … Continue reading

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Is This the “Mystery” Republican Speaker at the GOP Convention?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 Is this the mystery speaker the Wall Street Journal says is scheduled for Thursday night at the Republican National Convention underway in Tampa, FL? A hologram Reagan is arguably much more frightening than the real one.

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NJ Gov. Krispie Kreme To Give RNC Keynote Address

Tuesday, August 14, 2012 NJ Gov. Krispie Kreme is scheduled to be the Republican National Convention keynote speaker later this month. Kreme says: “I’ll try to tell some very direct and hard truths to people in the country about the … Continue reading

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What Romney’s VP Pick of Paul Ryan Says About Romney

Saturday, August 11, 2012 Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Share a Moment Aboard the USS Wisconsin Mitt Romney’s selection of Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan tells us Mitt Romney is more concerned about proving his ideological purity to the Republican base … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

Tuesday, August 7, 2012 “If you could depend on the government for one thing it was that you had to be able to trust the water that our kids drank and the food that they ate. But this is the … Continue reading

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GOP Translator

Thursday, May 17, 2012 Here’s a nifty little tool to help you unravel and decipher Republican double-speak. Think of all the times you’ve heard your Republican friends, neighbors, co-workers and family members gleefully talk out of both sides of their … Continue reading

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“Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” Causes Web Firestorm

Saturday, March 17, 2012 A picture of a bumper sticker appearing on Facebook has caused a web firestorm. The bumper sticker says “Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” and in smaller print reads “Stop repeat offenders. Don’t’ reelect Obama!” The sticker also … Continue reading

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The Old Coot Endorses Obama for President in 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012 If you thought the Old Coot was a tottering nincompoop in 2008, see him here, four years later, mistakenly endorse President Barack Obama for president when he meant to endorse Willard “Mitt” Romney. With his signature … Continue reading

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Latest Herman Cain Accuser Described As: “Very Reliable”

Tuesday, November 8, 2011 Karen Kraushaar Says Herman Cain Sexually Harassed Her in the Workplace Today, Karen Kraushaar joined the growing crowd of women — the second to go public in the past 24 hours, to report she was a … Continue reading

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The Herman Cain Sex Victim Tracker: Three and Counting

Thursday, November 3, 2011 Looks like Herman has some ‘splaining to do. Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, the Godfather of Pizza, faced a new round of sexual harassment allegations on Wednesday, with news of a third former female employee who … Continue reading

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Herman Cain: ‘I could not support Rick Perry’

Wednesday, September 28, 2011 I just love the sound and the smell of Republican cannibalism. In the wake of Gov. Rick Perry’s dreadful debate performance last week in Orlando, the Godfather of pizza, Herman Cain, made this stunning proclamation. Speaking … Continue reading

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The Fat Man Says Fat Chance

Wednesday, September 28, 2011 Porcine Gov. Chris Christie told a crowd of about 900 at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA on Tuesday that he is not running for president. The New Jersey Republican said he was flattered by … Continue reading

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Death Becomes Them

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 Last night’s Republican presidential debate was a celebration of the powerful over the sick, elevating death to the level of Tea Party campaign plank. Asked a hypothetical question by CNN host Wolf Blitzer about how our … Continue reading

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