Category Archives: Old Coot

The Old Coot Endorses Obama for President in 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012 If you thought the Old Coot was a tottering nincompoop in 2008, see him here, four years later, mistakenly endorse President Barack Obama for president when he meant to endorse Willard “Mitt” Romney. With his signature … Continue reading

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Rep. Ron Paul is Terrified of Catching ‘teh Gay’

Wednesday, December 28, 2011 Republican presidential hopeful and Libertarian darling Rep. Ron Paul is so afraid of catching ‘teh gay’ that he prefers availing himself to the unsanitary conditions of a busy fast food restaurant john than using the bathroom … Continue reading

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Poppy Bush Special a Ratings Bomb for NBC

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 A syrupy confection to honor former President George HW Bush titled All Together Now: A Celebration of Service was a ratings bomb for NBC and proved no match for ABC’s juggernaut, Dancing with the Stars, which … Continue reading

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Meghan McCain Supports Gay Marriage

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 Our friends at Good as You remind us that the Old Coot’s little girl continues to make her dad’s friends nervous and I love it.

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The Old Coot Says He Won’t Run for President Again

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 72 year old John McCain last night told Jay Leno that he will not run again for president when he’s 76, saying that he’ll leave that to “another generation of leaders coming along.” Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th That’s all, … Continue reading

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The Kiss of Death

Saturday, November 1, 2008 Vice President Dick Cheney, the most secretive and the least popular VP in modern American political history, offered his endorsement of John McCain today with this: “In three days we’ll choose a new steward for the … Continue reading

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McCain Supporters Removed from Rally Who ‘Didn’t Look Right’

Friday, October 31, 2008 Audience members were escorted out of a McCain campaign event in Cedar Falls questioned why they were asked to leave Sunday’s rally even though they were not protesting. David Zarifis, director of public safety for the … Continue reading

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