Tag Archives: Old Coot

The Old Coot Endorses Obama for President in 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012 If you thought the Old Coot was a tottering nincompoop in 2008, see him here, four years later, mistakenly endorse President Barack Obama for president when he meant to endorse Willard “Mitt” Romney. With his signature … Continue reading

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Rep. Ron Paul is Terrified of Catching ‘teh Gay’

Wednesday, December 28, 2011 Republican presidential hopeful and Libertarian darling Rep. Ron Paul is so afraid of catching ‘teh gay’ that he prefers availing himself to the unsanitary conditions of a busy fast food restaurant john than using the bathroom … Continue reading

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Poppy Bush Special a Ratings Bomb for NBC

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 A syrupy confection to honor former President George HW Bush titled All Together Now: A Celebration of Service was a ratings bomb for NBC and proved no match for ABC’s juggernaut, Dancing with the Stars, which … Continue reading

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Meghan McCain Supports Gay Marriage

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 Our friends at Good as You remind us that the Old Coot’s little girl continues to make her dad’s friends nervous and I love it.

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The Old Coot Says He Won’t Run for President Again

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 72 year old John McCain last night told Jay Leno that he will not run again for president when he’s 76, saying that he’ll leave that to “another generation of leaders coming along.” Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th That’s all, … Continue reading

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The Kiss of Death

Saturday, November 1, 2008 Vice President Dick Cheney, the most secretive and the least popular VP in modern American political history, offered his endorsement of John McCain today with this: “In three days we’ll choose a new steward for the … Continue reading

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McCain Supporters Removed from Rally Who ‘Didn’t Look Right’

Friday, October 31, 2008 Audience members were escorted out of a McCain campaign event in Cedar Falls questioned why they were asked to leave Sunday’s rally even though they were not protesting. David Zarifis, director of public safety for the … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 “By the end of the week, he’ll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten.” – Barack Obama, quoted by the Boston Globe, on John McCain’s relentless attacks

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McCain Receives the Endorsement from Hell

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 Read this! Nicholas D. Kristof in the NYT’s writes: John McCain isn’t boasting about a new endorsement, one of the very, very few he has received from overseas. It came a few days ago: “Al Qaeda … Continue reading

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NBC’s Brian Williams: McCain ‘Steered’ Us to Hoax Attack

Saturday, October 25, 2008 Confirming the utter desperation that has come to define the McCain campaign, NBC’s Brian Williams revealed how the McCain campaign quietly “steered” the media toward the story, now proven to be a hoax, about a young … Continue reading

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LIAR!

Friday, October 24, 2008 A John McCain campaign volunteer made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter “B” scratched on her face in a politically inspired attack she blamed on Barack Obama campaign … Continue reading

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McCain’s Lunatic Brother Calls 911 About Bad Traffic

Friday, October 24, 2008 John isn’t the only member of the McCain clan that has anger management issues. McCain’s lunatic brother, Joe, actually called 911 earlier this week to bitch because he was stuck in traffic. Operator: 911 state your … Continue reading

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McCain Camp Launches Dirty Robocalls

Friday, October 17, 2008 On the day the Washington Post endorsed Barack Obama for president, the McCain/Palin campaign launched a slough of dirty anti-Obama robocalls, along with the help of the RNC. Despite pledging to run a respectful campaign, John … Continue reading

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New York Times/CBS News Poll: Obama 53, McCain 39

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 The latest New York Times/CBS News Poll shows John McCain’s angry, race-tinged campaign tactics have backfired with the American public. Over all, the poll found that if the election were held today, a stunning 53% of … Continue reading

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McCain’s Transition Chief Aided Saddam Lobbying Effort

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 John McCain, the so-called ‘genuine American war hero and patriot,’ certainly has a demonstrated knack for poor judgment and I’m not talking about Sarah Palin. Case in point, McCain named William Timmons, the Washington lobbyist, to … Continue reading

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McCain Was Not Tortured, POW Guard Claims

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 The narrative of John McCain’s time as a POW goes like this: in 1967, he fell into enemy hands after his plane was shot down in Vietnam, where he was frequently tortured by his captors. In … Continue reading

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Please Meet Gayle “Obama is an Arab” Quinnell

Saturday, October 11, 2008 One of the strangest images of an already bizarre week in politics was watching an elderly woman at a John McCain rally in Minnesota say she didn’t trust Barack Obama because “he’s an Arab.” I started … Continue reading

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Obama Opens Double-Digit Lead

Thursday, October 9, 2008 The latest Gallup Poll Daily tracking report shows Barack Obama with a 52% to 41% lead over John McCain.

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