Category Archives: President Pootie Tang

Obama Flip-Flops, Legalizes Horse Slaughter for Human Consumption

Tuesday, November 29, 2011 Consider this my epiphany regarding President Obama. I will not vote to reelect him on November 6, 2012. Not a loaded gun pointed directly to my head could not compel me to vote to reelect this … Continue reading

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Obama Caves to GOP on Tougher Air Pollution Standards

Friday, September 2, 2011 In a stunning flip-flop on his own administration’s commitment to clean air, President Obama once again caved to congressional Republicans and decided Friday not to raise Federal ozone standards for air pollution. Obama’s reversal caused a rift … Continue reading

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The Unbearable Spectacle of President Obama

Thursday, September 1, 2011 President Obama will address a Joint Session of Congress on Sept. 8 to lay out his plan for jobs and the economy, the White House announced late Wednesday night. The date is one day later than … Continue reading

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Jay Carney on a Hillary Clinton Primary Challenge: “You’ll Have To Ask Her”

Monday, August 29, 2011 Today’s White House press briefing got off to a bang when World Net Daily’s White House correspondent Lester Kinsolving asked White House Press Secretary Jay Carney if President Obama is “certain” Hillary Clinton won’t challenge Obama … Continue reading

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Obama Administration, Citing DOMA, Denies Immigration Request of Married Gay Couple

Tuesday, August 9, 2011 The Obama administration, citing the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), has denied the immigration request of a married gay male San Francisco couple and ordered the expulsion of the man who is the primary caregiver to … Continue reading

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Obama Hides Behind Conservative Argument of States Rights to Define Marriage

Thursday, June 23, 2011 The increasingly irrelevant President Obama discussed the New York marriage equality bill while attending a LGBT DNC fundraiser Thursday night. He hid behind the cowardly, conservative argument of states rights is the definition for marriage. It’s … Continue reading

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President Obama’s Motorcade Gases Up……., at BP!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 BP, or British Petroleum, the star player in the 2010 Gulf of Mexico oil disaster, whose hubris, recklessness and arrogance allowed them to achieve self-regulation with the US Department of Interior, and ultimately lead to the … Continue reading

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The White House Hires ‘Terminator’ to Squash Online Critics

Tuesday, May 24, 2011 Online critics of President Obama take note. In the lead up to the reelection campaign, the White House has hired some cat named Jesse Lee to a new position within the communications department titled Director of Progressive … Continue reading

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70% Say Country Headed in the Wrong Direction

Friday, April 22, 2011 With gas prices nearing $5 a gallon and unemployment above 12% in many regions, the mood of the American people is at its lowest level in at least two years and the country blames President Obama, … Continue reading

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Obama Gets Heckled, Again

Friday, April 22, 2011 Poor Barry. Everywhere he goes he gets heckled. From his shameless foot-dragging on repealing DOMA, to $5 a gallon gas, or his ghoulish treatment of Lt. Bradley Manning. In fact, Obama gets heckled far more often … Continue reading

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Obama = $124 a Barrel Oil

Friday, April 8, 2011 Despite the Obama administration’s failed attempt to blame record gas prices on the growth of the economies of India and China, the real reason for record high gas prices is geopolitical. Reuters via Yahoo reports: Oil … Continue reading

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Obama: Get Used to High Gas Prices, Suckas

Wednesday, April 6, 2011 Just twenty-four hours after announcing his intention to run for reelection in 2012, President Obama, speaking at a town hall meeting at Gamesa Technology Corp., a Spanish company that makes giant turbines that use wind to … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Obama Lies Again – Libya Operation to Last Months

Sunday, March 27, 2011 Oops. Barry lies again. U.S.-led military action in Libya has bolstered rebels fighting Moammar Gadhafi’s forces, but the international operation could continue for months, the Obama administration says. Ahead of President Barack Obama’s national address Monday … Continue reading

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President Pootie Tang Forced to Cut Short Mayan Holiday

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 President Pootie Tang was forced to abandon plans to visit Mayan ruins from his Great Tour itinerary today and fly home to face a nation angered and dismayed by his decision to launch a military action … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Scientists Project Radiation Plume to Hit US Friday

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 No wonder President Pootie Tang and family will leave the country Sunday for Rio de Janeiro. According to the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty Organization, an branch of the United Nations in Vienna, the movement of the … Continue reading

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Japan Warns IAEA Radiation Spewing into Air, May Reach Tokyo within Hours

Tuesday, March 15, 2011 This isn’t good, folks. Japan warned the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) radiation is being released “directly” into the atmosphere from the site of an earthquake-stricken Fukushima reactor and radiation levels had become “significantly” higher around … Continue reading

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Celebs, VIPs, Sign Letter to Obama to Clarify Position on Gay Marriage

Monday, March 14, 2011 While President Obama is “thinking” about releasing a portion of the strategic petroleum reserves to help offset record high gas prices, as well as “considering” arming the Libyan rebels in their fight against Mouammar Khadafi (no … Continue reading

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Obama’s Obsession with St. Reagan Goes Back to 2004

Saturday, February 12, 2011 President Pootie Tang’s obsession with Saint Reagan isn’t new. According to a nauseating anecdote reported by NPR at outgoing White House press secretary Robert Gibbs’ farewell press conference, Pootie Tang referred to himself as “The Gipper,” … Continue reading

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