Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Now that George W. Bush is no longer president and and able to provide his unique schadenfreude, my attention has shifted to America’s favorite pop tart, Britney Spears, and Brit-Brit doesn’t disappoint.
As 2009 draws to a close, here are some of my favorite Britney Spears quotes:
“In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art.”
Britney manages to tie the death penalty to reincarnation.
“I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”
Britney lawyers up.
“Stuff like that, my lawyers know all that stuff.”
Britney talks mortality with her assistant.
“Felicia, what if we don’t see the ground when we land? And we just hit the ground? It’ll just scare me out of nowhere.”
Britney may want to consider rehab for her IQ.
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
Britney knows it’s always 8 o’clock someplace.
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney can think?
“Sundance is weird–you actually have to think about [the films] when you watch them”
Britney contemplates a role on Broadway.
“I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
I will close with a quote from Benjamin Franklin who once opined:
“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”