Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital with Possible Heart Attack

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Conservative radio bloviator, Rush Limbaugh, was taken to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with a possible heart attack, according to multiple media sources on the scene. His condition was described as “serious.”

The 400lbs. junkie and pedophile, who recently dropped at least 100lbs. fueling speculation that he’s back on dope in a desperate effort to shed unsightly pounds and look more attractive to the teenage rent boys he frequently visits at Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic — a popular destination for American and Canadian pedophiles.

In 2003, Limbaugh managed to avoid prison time for illegally obtaining a wide variety of prescription painkillers, including Lorcet, Norco and hydrocodone, from the boyfriend of his former housekeeper. Limbaugh underwent drug addiction treatment as part of a settlement agreement he reached with the state of Florida.

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16 Responses to Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital with Possible Heart Attack

  1. Conejo1982 says:

    I don’t believe in miracles but if Fatso kicks the bucket, I just might have to start.

  2. Mets Fan says:

    Few people in the so-called media have been more destructive to this nation than Rush Limbaugh.

    I’m already seeing bleeding heart liberals whining about Limbaugh, how sad it is, and how terrible to wish bad on anyone. Pardon me but, this is precisely what Rush has done for 20+ years and become a millionaire in the process.

    Let’s hope this is the end of him. Bad trash belongs in the garbage can.

  3. zombie killer says:

    Rush is vacationing in some, strange, exotic place called Hawaii?

    Don’t tell Cokie Roberts! She’s still confused and doesn’t understand that Hawaii is a state.

  4. Greg North says:

    I’m sure Limbaugh has the best health insurance his millions can buy. He will have a well-paid team of 30 cardiologists swarming over him and all the best care a person of means always gets.

    If he dies, I will be extremely surprised. Delighted but surprised.

  5. Seabec says:

    Rush is a big drama queen. He probably had a bad case of gas and assumed he was having a heart attack. A few good farts and lots of media attention and he will be good as new, ready to undermine President Obama at every turn. Shit birds like Limbaugh never die.

  6. JollyRoger says:

    HAHAHAHAHA…… they should have let you write the press release for this.

  7. TOM339 says:

    Rush is still hanging on.

    If it’s a heart issue, I’m sure he’ll hire Cheney’s team and have a new heart from a 12 year old flown in from China or Vietnam and implanted into his carcass.

    As long as you have millions to spare, you can avoid death at all costs.

  8. Dmitris says:

    Glenn Beck is praying to the Great Mormon God that Limbaugh dies so he can takeover. Really, I know this is how it works. Beck sees himself as the heir apparent to become the de facto leader of the Republican party.

  9. retahyajyajav says:

    Is Saint Sarah of Wasilla jetting to Honolulu to be at Rush’s side?

    After all, he was her biggest cheerleader during the disastrous 2008 presidential election and continues to tout her as the GOP front runner for president in 2012.

  10. Brigadoon says:

    RIP you fat fuck. If there’s a hell, there’s a place waiting with your name on it. Looks like 2010 will get off to a great start!

  11. lea-lea says:

    OxyCotin is a bitch.

    It rots your liver. I guess Limburger is suffering the results of organ breakdown. Tsk, Tsk.

  12. VicoDANIEL says:

    Hawaii TV news reports nurses at the hospital where Rush was taken said he was mumbling about the estate tax expiring and how it would cost him millions in additional tax.

    The shock of the extra tax bill landed Rush flat on his fat ass.

  13. bradfrmphnx says:

    Keeping my fingers crossed on this one.

  14. Rachel says:

    Daniel – ROFLMAO! So true!!!

  15. Excellent post. Fabulous comments. Won’t even try to top anything that has been written.

  16. the amount of PC on this is sickening……

    the world will be a better place when Rush goes – and the quicker the better

    and please take Dick Cheney with him, and all their anal warts

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