Levi Johnston Knows Why Sarah Palin Resigned

Friday, July 10, 2009


Levi Johnston, the 18 year old, porn-ready, former hockey stud who knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, says he knows why Sarah Palin resigned as Alaska governor, and it has nothing to do with God and country.

Johnston believes the governor is resigning over personal finances.

And he would know, too. Johnston, lived with the Palin family from early December to the second week in January, claims he heard the governor on  several occasions say how nice it would be to take advantage of the lucrative deals that were being offered, including a reality show and a book.

“I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars,” said Johnston.

Palin has a book deal, but compensation details haven’t been disclosed. The governor says she is facing more than $500,000 in legal fees resulting from numerous ethics violations she blames President Obama for.

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21 Responses to Levi Johnston Knows Why Sarah Palin Resigned

  1. Brigadoon says:

    Does this stupid bitch have ADD? She can’t function as governor and also write a book at the sametime? I mean, people do this all the time. Pelosi functions as House Speaker and she wrote a book. Now, if it’s true that Palin is doing a reality show or going to work for FIXED Noise in New York, I see how it may be impossible to be in Alaska and LA or New York at once.

  2. Stephan Iversonn says:

    A reality show? Surely Levi jests.

    You need electrical activity in the brain in order to be the focus of a reality show and everyone knows that Sarah Palin is braindead. There’s an empty space where her brain is supposed to reside.

    What would they call it? The Real Hillbilly Housewives of Wasilla?

  3. Nan Yun says:

    A book? OK.
    A reality show? No, no, no.
    If Sarah Palin stars in her own reality show I may return to China for good.
    This would be the sign of the beast and usher in the end of the United States.

  4. Prairiedog says:

    Aw, Levi. Young, dumb and full of cum.

    Exactly how I like ’em. I bet he takes a jab (no pun intended) at legitimate movies and when that fails, he’s on his way to porn. He will be a millionaire before he’s 25, never to return to that Meth-infested Wasilla.

  5. Mauigirl says:

    Very interesting. My husband and I were just talking about this last night and I pointed out the book deal and he said basically what Brigadoon said – can’t she do two things at the same time?

    Apparently not. Actually the ADD thing may not be far off. It would really explain why she can’t stay on one subject and rambles from one thing to another and makes absolutely no sense…

  6. ZZIIGGGGYY1082 says:

    OMG! Levi is my dream man. Young, smooth and naturally ripped. Please send him my way. Bristol is a very lucky girl.

  7. Joe in Colorado says:

    If Palin goes to work for News Corp as a talkshow host, my guess is, her agent will just make the deal contingent on the company or even on Rupert Murdock paying off her legal debt. It is remarkable to me how Republican shit like Sarah Palin never goes away. I blame John McCain’s campaign for snatching her out of obscurity. Frankly, I am more than tired of her and her white trash family.

  8. Aunt Peg says:

    Chris, I read your post yesterday about Palin blaming the Obama White House for her ethics woes.

    This is blatantly insane. The Alaska legislature which is overwhelmingly Republican and the state AG brought the 15 or 16 ethics complaints against Palin — not President Obama.

    I would enjoy reading what a resident of Alaska saw in Sarah Palin that made her worthy of their vote? She seems quite vapid and not very bright.

  9. VicoDANIEL says:

    Can’t wait to read his book.

    You just know Sarah Palin got off on seeing this strapping, young hockey boy parading around her house in his skivvies just like we all do in the morning.

    I’m sure Palin didn’t want to leave the house.


  10. joost says:

    A million dollars? What publishing house in these economic times would fork over a million dollars to the Caribou Barbie for a book? First, she has ADD and can’t stay put long enough to write it. A team of ghost writers would pen the damned thing and add her name to it. Second, what could she possibly say that is so interesting or compelling? She’s an idiot.

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  12. Jim says:

    What dreams are made of!

  13. joost, it’s not like this is a Wurzelbacher special. Make it glossy with copious amounts of Mooselini shots in various states of undress and/or hunting/fishing garb and it’ll sell like hotcakes in the sticks.

  14. Estacada says:

    I fully expect Levi to disclose in his book that her nailed Palin when no one else was home.

    Those Wasilla Hillbillies are freaky! 🙂

  15. Harry says:

    McCandy is a fame glutton. This silly cow would knock her own mother to the ground if there was a camera and mic in-front of her.

  16. stradella says:

    Levi is so stupid when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead.

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist! 😉

  17. DMason says:

    Methinks the fact that the Caribou Barbie’s spokeswoman wasted no time in issuing a reply to Levi’s assertion confirms the accuracy of his statement. Otherwise, why acknowledge what he said?

  18. Georgia in NC says:

    And ya know her “legal defense fund” paid the legal bills, and the $8K to the state she had to pay for charging the state for her kids’ travel…..she’s a millionaire, and hard workin folks without a pot to piss in helped pay for her fancy NYC vacation…..let’s say it together now: CULT!

  19. Conejo1982 says:

    Peggy Noonan today in the Wall Street Journal:

    “Palin was bad for the Republicans—and the republic.”


  20. Randy Arroyo says:

    Levi is adorable. Naturally buff and ripped, smooth and hairless but not over developed. He reminds me of how I looked in high school. I only wish I was so fit today. I can see why Bristol humped him.

  21. TOM339 says:

    Levi Johnson had better not take a private plan for the foreseeable future.

    He would best be advised to employ a food taster too.

    Palin has powerful GOP people behind her and they don’t want anyone to bring her down and spoil their hopes for her in 2012 and beyond.

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