Sarah Palin: Palm Reader?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Sarah Palin graced the first ever Teabaggers convention in Nashville, TN, spewing her usual hypocrisy. Just moments after criticizing President Obama as “charismatic guy with a teleprompter,” the former Wasilla mayor and Alaska governor, sat down for a Q&A session, where she promptly read notes written on her hand.

Upon close examination of Palin’s palm, it looks like the words written on her hand are:

  • “Energy”
  • “Budget (cut?)”
  • “Tax”
  • “Lift American spirits”
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22 Responses to Sarah Palin: Palm Reader?

  1. Jonny says:

    Sarah Palin is parasailin’ — loosely tethered to reality.

    (Thanks to “Supernews” on Current TV for that apropos spoonerism!)

  2. libhomo says:

    Obviously, the Ron Kubik’s of the world think it’s perfectly OK for their idols to act like sanctimonious hypocrites. Never mind that the comment doesn’t even address the issue.

    I have to laugh at the claim that “she is just like the average person.” The average person is much, much more intelligent than Sarah Palin.

  3. LM says:

    Reading 4 key point reminders isn’t the same as using a teleprompter. Not that it changes the fact she’s on the dim side, but notes are fairly standard practice when giving a speech. Even if writing on your hand is a little junior high.

  4. Ryan Dumas says:

    Maybe that’s the problem. I don’t want an “average person” running the country. I’m a pretty average guy, I don’t think I’m smart or bold enough to lead one of the most powerful nations in the world… but I believe that there are folks out there who are. I also think that the leader of our great nation should be someone who genuinely wants the best for all Americans, and for all of humanity as a whole. We should strive toward a more peaceful, informed, educated, and united America! As for the merciless attacks, sadly yes, some of it consists of name-calling that appeals to the lowest common denominator. However, some of it is indeed legitimate journalism that needs to be put into the light so we as a people can make well-informed decisions. It should also be noted that merciless, hateful attacks are being spewed from both liberals and conservatives alike.

  5. Fran says:

    I thought her crib note should be a reminder, such as “Don’t say anything stupid”… because she often forgets.

    She made a remark about the “rich warehouse of resources right here on god’s green earth”.
    That’s code for the exploitation, rape & pillage of our planet & species.

    “Energy” in Palin’s mind equals Drill Baby Drill.

    She wanted to know how the “hope-y/change-y” thing is working for Obama.

    I want to know how the Quitter-y/tax evader-y things are working out for her.

    Easy for her to be an armchair critic of Obama, but she QUIT when things got tough.

  6. JollyRoger says:

    The Welfare Queen of Wasilla can’t find her own way to the bathroom, but she’s never had to; as the primadonna from her high school days onwards, someone has been around to wipe her ass at every turn.

    This is, I think, perhaps the most dangerous thing of all about Caribou Barbie. In what passes for her mind, she’s still in high school, complete with cliques and crib notes.

  7. Fran says:

    The Queen of the Tea Party keeps using the phrase “common sense”, and also embraces the ideals of Ronald Reagan.

    How’s that bank deregulation-y thing working out??

  8. lea-lea says:

    “Energy”
    “Budget (cut?)”
    “Tax”
    “Lift American spirits”

    I guess it difficult for someone with a college degree to remember four topics. One wonders how Sarah Tax Cheat could keep eight semesters of learnin in her tiny pea brain.

  9. Peace Nick says:

    Christopher — The rightwing troll is uber-annoying.

    Can’t you liberally spray with troll spray?

  10. Bill Hussien O'Reilly says:

    The four words Nanook from the North should have tattooed on her hand are:

    Money
    Power
    Fame
    Adoration

  11. Rachel says:

    Palin is the most disgusting female in the GOP. She’s a fraud and buffoon and worst of all, a hypocrite. I thought she trowed the gutter when she screeched abstinence before marriage, only to see her daughter get knocked up at age 16 but Palin managed to top her own hypocrisy with she wrote on her Facebook page that Rahm Emanuel should get canned over using the term “retarded.” I was waiting to see how she would handle her Pimp’s use of term on his radio show. Well, it took all of 24 hours until Palin basically said, “Oh, Rush. I’m so sorry to hold you to the same standard. You can call my baby a retard all you want to. Rush, forgive me!” Palin is a total douchebag.

  12. bradfrmphnx says:

    Failin’ Palin is the Queen of the Birthers and the Tea Baggers. With a title like that you can have somebody else write your book for you, ignore your taxes, and tell lies about the president. You can distort the truth at every turn, and fail miserably during interviews. Your public will still love you no matter what you do, because you can talk with y’s behind certain key wordy words. As I am certain that she isn’t going to go away….I’ll crown her Queen Bitchy Painy in the Assy, which is a title she has really worked hard for and deserves….most assuredly.

  13. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Bill Hussein O’Reilly –

    I’m more evil by nature. Imagine if one of her handlers had written these words on her paw?

    Miss Kitty Rocks
    Tampons not Kotex
    Anal sex hurts
    Todd is a lazy asshole

  14. Mets Fan says:

    I said it throughout the George W. Bush nightmare and the same principles apply to Palin: Bush’s “it” factor was his ability to make stupid conservatives feel smart.

    Palin borrowed from the master.

  15. DMason says:

    A Wasilla Blackberry? 🙂

  16. Randy Arroyo says:

    Please, pleeeease let this moron run for president in 2012.

  17. Estacada says:

    “Tinkle.”
    “Blow Todd”
    “Apologize to Rush”
    “Blow Rupert”

  18. taco says:

    “Blow Rupert”

    ROFLMAO!

  19. I don’t guess Sarah Palin wishes to be the leader of the Tea Party Gang. I don’t think the Tea Party lacks or needs a leader. The Tea Party should have no particular political party to choose from. What I think is that they will pick people rather of political party tie. You can get pols from neither side as long as they vote the way their electors want them to vote.

  20. 1.Weichselbaum rejects Sarah Palin’s invitation to go Moose hunting. The former Alaska governor, Sarah Palin invited Eric Weichselbaum on a moose hunting expedition in Iliamna, Alaska, but Weichselbaum, turned down the invite. “Killing animals for sport is not for me,” Weichselbaum said. While he respectfully declined the invite, Weichselbaum told Palin that he’d be glad to take part in a helicopter tour of Alaska, as long as shotguns are not involved.

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