Thursday, October 08, 2009
The Miss America pageant sealed its status as culturally irrelevant and just plain batshit crazy with the news that the 400lbs. junkie and pedophile, Rush Limbaugh, has been named as one of the judges for the 2010 pageant.
According to FOX Noise’s Greta Van Susteren’s “Greta Wire”:
The Miss America Organization (MAO) announced today that Rush Limbaugh has been named as one of the national judges for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, which will be held at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday, January 30 and broadcast live on TLC. Limbaugh will be one of a panel of seven distinguished judges that will help decide which of the 53 contestants will capture the Miss America 2010 title and serve as the Goodwill Ambassador for the Children’s Miracle Network, as well as introduce the first Go Green platform for MAO.
No announcement if the pageant will compensate the rightwing radio bloviator with a fresh bevy of well-endowed 16 year old boys and OxyCotin for his judging duties.
From the Left 
All I can muster is, ewwwwwww.
What the hell are they thinking?
Christopher – You realize don’t you that with your last 3 posts you’ve hit the douchebag trifecta?
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Michael Vick
3. Mary Cheney
Well…I give up. America is lost. That squealing fat ass pig gets to be a judge on the Miss America Pageant? Wow, just wow. I remember in the 60’s, when the family and myself would sit around the black and white and be glued to that tradition every year. We would watch them march out, then ooh and aah and guess who would win. Now Rush f’n Limbaugh gets to judge it. There is no god.
Doesn’t Donald Trump own Miss America? I have a vague memory that Trump owns the pageant so he’s to blame for this travesty. Besides, what does Rush Limbaugh know about judging beautiful women? If he was judging Mr. Universe, then maybe but not Miss America.
Everyone in the “know” knows Fatty digs pingas Dominicanas and the larger the better.
I just can’t see what he would enjoys about viewing scantily clad young women?
The pageant has got to be supplying him with dope.
vicodaniel1987@yahoo.com
“…pingas Dominicanas.”
Rush Limbaugh goza de grande, joven, los penes del Latino. 😉
The contest will lose a lot of gay viewers over this.
libhomo: Hahahahahahah. That said, I can pick the winner now: it’s the contestant with a dick. Just saying.
You know, I’m not too bothered by this because the Miss America pageant lost its relevancy years ago.
“The contest will lose a lot of gay viewers over this.” – lib homo
ROFL! I love it.
My gay friends sure won’t watch. Unless they get advance word Limbaugh is either drunk or loaded.
I think this move was calculated to stir just such a controversy and garner publicity. What’s that cliché” “bad publicity is good publicity.” But I agree this is a very bad idea, but after the homophobe Carrie Prejean last year, it’s not surprising. Maybe we should just change the name to the Tea Baggers Pageant? lol