Thursday, October 08, 2009
The Miss America pageant sealed its status as culturally irrelevant and just plain batshit crazy with the news that the 400lbs. junkie and pedophile, Rush Limbaugh, has been named as one of the judges for the 2010 pageant.
According to FOX Noise’s Greta Van Susteren’s “Greta Wire”:
The Miss America Organization (MAO) announced today that Rush Limbaugh has been named as one of the national judges for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, which will be held at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday, January 30 and broadcast live on TLC. Limbaugh will be one of a panel of seven distinguished judges that will help decide which of the 53 contestants will capture the Miss America 2010 title and serve as the Goodwill Ambassador for the Children’s Miracle Network, as well as introduce the first Go Green platform for MAO.
No announcement if the pageant will compensate the rightwing radio bloviator with a fresh bevy of well-endowed 16 year old boys and OxyCotin for his judging duties.