Mary Cheney, Dick’s Lesbian Daughter, is Sperminated

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

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Mary Cheney, Dick’s lesbian daughter, is sperminated and expecting her second child with her partner, Heather Poe.

Despite being a lesbian, Cheney remains an rightwing conservative and an unapologetic supporter of her controversial daddy. Since 2004, Cheney has been largely out of view — even remaining silent when former President Bush called for a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in all 50 states.

Too bad the same can’t be said for Liz Cheney, Mary’s sister, who has become a media viper, often appearing on cable news programs to defend Papa Dick and famously defending the “birther” movement on Larry King earlier this summer.

As the GOP looks for new standard-bearers in the post Bush-Cheney era, Liz Cheney has been touted as a potential party leader, leading pundits to hypothesize about her possible run for office.

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15 Responses to Mary Cheney, Dick’s Lesbian Daughter, is Sperminated

  1. Rachel says:

    I just can’t fathom how a gay man or gay woman can self-identify as a Republican. By your very existence, if you’re gay or lesbian you’re political and despite their shortcomings, the Democrats have a superior record on gay rights than do the Republicans. I get the impression Mary Cheney isn’t the brightest bulb in the box. A bit less vicious than her sister but still, not too keen.

  2. Tiny Dancer says:

    Mary Cheney is a hypocrite.

    She embraces a party that would just as soon see her, her partner and their children, pushed off a cliff and die. Do you really think they would welcomed at the local GOP country club?

  3. Brigadoon says:

    Is the sperm donor David Crosby?

  4. feminazi says:

    It’s clear to me as a mother that Mary Cheney wasn’t taught to think for herself. Like 99% of the children of Republican families, they embrace the values and beliefs of their parents. Like at the Bush twins. Look at Nixon’s daughters. In each case, the parents are Republicans and so are their kids. The exception are the Reagan kids, Patty Davis and Ron Reagan, Jr. Somehow, they managed to think outside the family dynamic and belief system.

  5. Peace Nick says:

    Are you sure Dick Cheney isn’t the father?

  6. DMason says:

    If Mary Cheney develops medical complications and dies when she gives birth, as a Virginia or Wyoming resident, her wife, Heather Poe, will have no legal standing to visit her in the hospital. This is the legal reality Mary Cheney’s views up hold and support.

  7. JollyRoger says:

    Well, that ought to be just about enough to finish off the Earth. Dog knows the last thing we need is more Cheneys.

  8. Jenna Bush Stole My ID says:

    May Mary’s child grow up to be Che Guevara and kidnap the entire US Congress, empty the Treasury and hand it over to the poor and give free cable TV to everyone.

    Fuck you, Dick, Lynne, Mary and Liz! 🙂

  9. bradfrmphnx says:

    Well alrighty then…I suppose she has the right, and I suppose she knows enough to have gotten it done (the dirty deed and all), and I suppose she will be a fine Mommy. She can teach her offspring all about the hypocrisies of the Republican Party while holding Grumpy Grampy up for the grand prize.

    In reality though, the one rightwingnut’s daughter I want to give my sperm to is Meghan McCain. I think that would be down right fun!

  10. Mary Cheney is rich, thanks to daddy. That is, she can afford to be a republican. The rest of us? Not so much.

  11. libhomo says:

    Pissed: Being rich didn’t protect queers during the Holocaust. Mary Cheney is insane.

  12. libhomo: Her dad protects her from the republicans. And jews who had some cash and decided to leave Germany before things went very very wrong probably couldn’t have gotten out with out the money. Money may not buy you happiness, but it sure can make things happen when you need them to.

  13. Marc Shaw says:

    Hey, I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say GREAT blog!…..I”ll be checking in on a regularly now….Keep up the good work! 🙂

    – Marc Shaw

  14. Mike Ireland says:

    Why is it that lesbians always look like lesbians? They all have short-cropped hair, no makeup, and a man’s build. They all wear pants. If they dressed and looked more like ladies, then they might get the attention of men, and then they wouldn’t need to be lesbians anymore.

  15. Akmed Jihad TenTrillioJjooo Dollars says:

    WOW HAS ANYONE THOUGHT MAYBE SHE WILL GO WORK FOR GOLDMAN
    SUCHS AND BECOME A GOOD DEMONCRAT OR IS THAT JOB JUST OPEN FOR
    DOUCHEBAG JEW RATS OF THE DIMWIT PARTY???
    BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK NO WHITE FATHER CERTAINLY NOT CHRISTIAN.
    SOMETHING EVERY EVIL DEMONIC JEW CAN APPRECIATE EH! PERFECT
    FOR THE RESUME??

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