Tag Archives: Southern Loon Watch

Florida Atlantic University Professor Says Sandy Hook Faked

Saturday, January 12, 2013 James Tracy says Sandy Hook was faked A Florida Atlantic University professor named James Tracy alleges the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting massacre in Newtown, CT, which took the lives of 20 children and six adults, … Continue reading

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Anita Perry’s Burning Bush

Friday, October 14, 2011 If you’re anything like me, you may have wondered what the hell made TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry think he could successfully run for president? A simpleton from West Texas, who never held a … Continue reading

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Rep. Ron Paul is One Crazy Motherfucker

Saturday, October 8, 2011 Republican presidential hopeful Rep. Paul has published newsletters monthly under different titles over years; Ron Paul’s Freedom Report, Ron Paul Political Report, The Ron Paul Survival Report. The Texas OB-GYN and former U.S. Air Force surgeon was first … Continue reading

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God Hates Texas?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry at a recent prayer rally Texas is in the midst of a historic drought. Relentless heat and a lack of moisture set the conditions for dozens of fires scorching … Continue reading

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TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry Says Global Warming is a ‘Phony Mess’

Saturday, August 13, 2011 The pride of Texas, Gov. Rick “I’m a prophet” Perry calls global warming science “all one contrived phony mess that is falling apart under its own weight.” Since he’s never expressed concern about climate change in … Continue reading

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60 Percent of Texan High School Students Suspended Before Graduation

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 Texas Gov. Rick Perry might be feeling the call to run for president, but an appalling picture of public education in his state is beginning emerge. According to a report in the New York Times, an astronomical … Continue reading

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Texas DMV Considers Confederate Flag License Plate

Friday, June 24, 2011 Gov. Rick Perry must be serious about running for president and he intends to win the KKK wing of his party. The Texas DMV is considering a new license plate that would feature the Confederate flag. … Continue reading

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Buy a Truck, Get a Free AK-47

Monday, November 15, 2010 File under: Only in America. A Sanford, FL truck dealership is running a special promotion, offering a free AK-47 with the purchase of a used truck. Nations Trucks, located at 3700 S. Orlando Drive in Sanford, … Continue reading

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Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham Goes Nativist, Calls for Repeal of 14th Amendment

Friday, July 30, 2010 Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham (R-SC) went all nativist on us after key provisions of Arizona’s SB 1070 were struck down by a Federal judge, and called for the repeal of the 14th Amendment to the U.S. … Continue reading

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Rent Boy Speaks: Rabid Homophobe George Rekers Liked the “Long Stroke”

Thursday, May 6, 2010 Gawker breaks the nauseating details of what sort of sexual activities rabid antigay activist and co-founder of the Family Research Council, George Alan Rekers enjoyed. Lucien, the Rent Boy prostitute Rekers hired to take on an … Continue reading

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Ex-Marine Accused of Murder Running for Congress in N.C.

Thursday, January 28, 2010 A former Marine once charged with murder in the deaths of two Iraqis is running for Congress as a Republican in North Carolina. Ilario Pantano announced his candidacy Thursday in Wilmington. He is seeking the Republican … Continue reading

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Taliban Texas Still Executing Mentally Retarded Prisoners

Friday, January 15, 2010 Why won’t Texas just get on with it and secede from the Union? Despite the fact it is unconstitutional to execute mentally retarded prisoners in the United States, Texas has found a loophole to the law, … Continue reading

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Virginia is for Haters

Thursday, October 29, 2009 Republican Ken Cuccinelli, running for Attorney General in Virginia, has declined to promise whether he will uphold the state nondiscrimination policy enforced by his GOP predecessor, telling the Virginia-Pilot: “My view is that homosexual acts, not … Continue reading

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Mixed-Race Couple Denied Marriage License in Louisiana

Thursday, October 15, 2009 A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an mixed-race couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell,  justice of the peace in Tangipahoa … Continue reading

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Zell Miller Recommends “Gorilla Glue” to Keep Obama Home

Friday, July 17, 2009 Former Georgia governor and senator, Zell Miller blasted President Obama in a speech to lawmakers Thursday playing the worst, imaginable race card possible: he suggested the president is a gorilla. Speaking in Atlanta, GA, Miller, a … Continue reading

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Southern Loon Watch: the Texas Edition

Sunday, July 12, 2009 Gov. Rick Perry Friday named Gail Lowe of Lampasas to chair the Texas State Board of Education. Ms. Lowe — a graduate of Louisiana State University, is a co-publisher of the Lampasas Dispatch Record but is … Continue reading

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Florida Republicans Promote Event Comparing Obama to Hitler

Thursday, July 9, 2009 The Republican Party of Duval County, FL recently promoted an event that featured several controversial comparisons of President Barack Obama with German Dictator Adolf Hitler. Held at the Jacksonville Landing on July 2, and organized by … Continue reading

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South Carolina First Lady Jenny Sanford Blames Gay Marriage for Her Failed Marriage

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 Jilted South Carolina First Lady Jenny Sanford blamed gay marriage for the reason her marriage to South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford failed. Said First Lady Jenny Sanford: “Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay. … Continue reading

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