Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Gets Pelted with a Tomato in Minneapolis

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin felt the love Monday during an appearance at the Mall of America, in the Minneapolis suburb of Bloomington, when a man hurled a tomato from the second level balcony at her. … Continue reading

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Gay Porn Site Offers Levi Johnston $100,000 for Hand-on-Peen Photo-Op

Monday, December 7, 2009 Well, this didn’t take long and it’s exactly what I predicted would happen. Levi Johnston, the Prince of Wasilla, and sperm donor of Sarah Palin’s grandson, received a $100,000 business proposition by Corbin Fisher, one of … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart on Sarah Palin: “boring,” “confused,” “a dangerous person”

Sunday, November 22, 2009 Martha Stewart was asked by CNN why Sarah Palin is such a polarizing figure and the original domestic Diva went all gangsta’ on the reporter. M-Wart called Palin “boring,” “confused,” “a dangerous person,” and a “real … Continue reading

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Sarah Parasite

Saturday, November 21, 2009 Sarah Palin’s future literary presidential career hit a major road bump yesterday in Noblesville, Indiana when the local Borders Books handed out 1,000 wristbands to fans of the former Alaska governor for a spot online to … Continue reading

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FOX Noise Screws Up Again, Shows ‘Going Rouge’ Onscreen Instead of ‘Going Rogue’

Friday, November 20, 2009 FOX Noise screws the pooch again. Producers put “Going Rouge,” a book written by editors at The Nation up on the screeen instead of “Going Rogue,” Sarah Palin’s ghostwritten, mavericky roll out for her 2012 presidential … Continue reading

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Palin’s Inflammatory Ghostwriter Traffics in Bizarre Gay Stereotypes

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 Sarah Palin’s book, Going Rogue: An American Life, was ghostwritten by World magazine features editor Lynn Vincent. On the surface, the selection of Vincent seemed curious but Vincent’s extremist views on a wide variety of topics … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston: Sarah Palin Routinely Called Trig ‘Retarded’

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 Never mistake Levi Johnston for a dumb Alaska redneck. The Wasilla studboy and baby-daddy to Sarah Palin’s grandson, is unloading on the former Alaska governor and it’s a bombshell. In Part One of a two-part exclusive … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin Can be Had for $9

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 If you longed to own a piece of Sarah Palin then this story is for you. Palin’s brand new autobiography Going Rogue has been discounted a whopping 69% even before the book arrives in stores. Palin, … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin’s Sperminator Quits His Day Job

Saturday, October 3, 2009 Sarah Palin’s sperminator, AKA, Todd Palin, won’t be pulling a shift on Alaska’s frozen North Slope this winter. The husband of the former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate quit his day job with BP, the energy … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: Blithering Idiot?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009 The GOP’s favorite college hopper, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, is raking in the dough. After all, someone in the Palin household needs to bring in the coin. Hubby Todd Palin spends his days leisurely fishing … Continue reading

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Palin Autographed Xbox on eBay for $1.1 Million

Thursday, August 6, 2009 Please make it stop. Seriously. I held onto to hope that with her resignation as Alaska governor, the Caribou Barbie might actually disappear forever and become a minor footnote in a political science books but alas, … Continue reading

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Sarah and Todd Palin are Splitsville

Saturday, August 1, 2009 AlaskaReport has learned this morning that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her lay-about husband, Todd Palin, will divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news. The Palins did not speak to each … Continue reading

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Political Activist Files 19th Ethics Complaint Against Palin

Saturday, July 11, 2009 Ethics complaints against Sarah Palin are piling up faster than Mark Sanford’s mistresses. No wonder Nanook of the North had to resign as governor. The newest ethics complaint was brought by independent political activist Ray Ward … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston Knows Why Sarah Palin Resigned

Friday, July 10, 2009 Levi Johnston, the 18 year old, porn-ready, former hockey stud who knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, says he knows why Sarah Palin resigned as Alaska governor, and it has nothing to do with God and … Continue reading

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Whack-Job Palin Blames Obama for Her Troubles

Thursday, July 9, 2009 Nanook of the North, AKA, Sarah Palin, just keeps topping herself. According to Jay Newton-Small, who interviewed soon-to-be-ex Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for this week’s Time magazine, the Palin camp vehemently blames Barack Obama for her … Continue reading

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Most Americans Wouldn’t Vote for Palin for President

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 The top three theories on why Sarah Palin resigned as Alaska governor come down to: 1. she wants to focus on a possible 2012 presidential run 2. she and Todd are the focus of a Federal … Continue reading

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Another Ethics Complaint Against Palin

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 Governor Sarah Palin may be resigning from her job, but this hasn’t stopped the flow of ethics violations of the Alaska Executive Ethics Act against the governor. Zane Henning, a conservative government watchdog from the governor’s … Continue reading

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FOX’s Liz Trotta: Palin is “Inarticulate and Undereducated”

Monday, July 6, 2009 Ever since Sarah Palin abandoned her constituents and announced she was resigning as Alaska’s governor, things have gone from bad to worse for the former beauty queen. Fox News’ very own resident shrew, Liz Trotta slammed … Continue reading

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