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CNN and Piers Morgan Think Whitney Houston Has a Penis

Saturday, July 14, 2012 CNN’s march toward complete irrelevancy continues unabated. According to CNN’s Piers Morgan and caught by TMZ: Piers Morgan was talking to LL Cool J about Whitney Houston’s life. During the July 6th episode of his horrible … Continue reading

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CNN’s Dr. Drew Accused of Pocketing $275,000 to Push the Drug Wellbutrin

Tuesday, July 3, 2012 CNN FAIL! Dr. Drew Pinsky, CNN’s go to darling of all human behavioral matters, was fingered by the Feds for accepting$275,000 to push the drug Wellbutrin SR while hosting his radio and television show Loveline. Dr. … Continue reading

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CNN Hall of Shame: Reports Wrong ObamaCare Ruling by SCOTUS

Friday, June 29, 2012 It’s no secret CNN, the once mighty cable news organization, has lost half its viewers over the past two years. Recently, it was reported CNN had posted the lowest primetime ratings in 21 years. From making … Continue reading

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CNN is Dying, on Life Support

Wednesday, May 16, 2012 It’s no secret CNN’s ratings have reached record lows. On May 2, 2012, I reported CNN posted the worst audience numbers in a decade. Last night was a busy Tuesday evening for the networks,¬†dominated by the … Continue reading

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CNN Hemorrhages Viewers, Sinks to Lowest-Rated April in a Decade

Wednesday, May 2, 2012 CNN continued to lose viewers at an accelerated pace in April, posting its worst audience numbers in a decade. The once mighty cable news network recorded a paltry 357,000 total viewers and among adults 25-54, a … Continue reading

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Armed Neo-Nazis Patrolling Sanford, FL. Happy Now, CNN?

Sunday, April 8, 2012 Neo-Nazis¬† Group “Patrolling” the Arizona-Mexico Border I have intentionally avoided the Trayvon Martin story. The shooting of an unarmed, 17-year old African-American Sanford, FL teenager by a neighborhood watch volunteer named George Zimmerman, is a tragedy. … Continue reading

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CNN Can’t Find London!

Monday, January 30, 2012 By now, just about everyone knows CNN, the U.S. cable news organization, is just a shell of its former self. Case in point, this recent picture grab from a CNN segment on the Rupert Murdock phone … Continue reading

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BOMBSHELL: Recording Of Piers Morgan Admitting Knowledge Of Phone Hacking

Tuesday, July 26, 2011 BOMBSHELL! A British blogger claims limey CNN darling Piers Morgan is complicit in the phone hacking scandal rocking the Murdoch empire while Morgan was editor at the Daily Mirror and says he has a recording to … Continue reading

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Miss Lindsey Graham Talks About Gadhafi’s Snake

Sunday, April 24, 2011 Thar she blows! The fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham is talking all tough again and trying to convince the world she’s a he-man. In a video interview today with CNN’s uber-butch Candy Crowley, the fabulous Miss Lindsey … Continue reading

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Gloria Vanderbilt’s Son Hit in the Head by Pro-Mubarak Protesters

Wednesday, February 2, 2011 Gloria Vanderbilt’s son, CNN’s Anderson Cooper, was hit in the head at least 10 times by pro-Mubarak protesters in Cairo. The always stylish, intrepid reporter, Cooper escaped to the roof of a nearby building, where he … Continue reading

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CNN Continues to Hemorrhage Viewers

Thursday, December 23, 2010 USAToday has an interesting piece today about cable’s decline in viewership. While much of the article centers around the cable entertainment channels, my eye was drawn to CNN and Fox News. CNN continues to hemorrhage viewers, … Continue reading

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CNN Fires Rick Sanchez for Anti-Semitic Comments

Friday, October 1, 2010 CNN fired Rick Sanchez Friday afternoon for making anti-Semitic comments Thursday on a radio show. This increasingly bizarre Sanchez called popular Comedy Central host Jon Stewart a “bigot” for criticizing him, and complained that Jews don’t … Continue reading

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CNN = Dopes

Monday, August 30, 2010 Back when Ted Turner owned CNN, this sort of thing would’ve never happened. But that was a million years ago. Today CNN is now owned by Time-Warner, and is ranked number three in cable news ratings. … Continue reading

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Anderson Cooper Offered $1 Million Dollars to Ditch the Gray

Thursday, August 19, 2010 CNN personality Anderson Cooper was offered a staggering $1 million dollars from a company called Rise-N-Shine. The company makes Go Away Gray, a pill containing the enzyme Catalese, for 60 days and then, share his experiences … Continue reading

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CNN Sucks but, You Already Knew This

Wednesday, April 7, 2010 CNN, the once mighty cable news network has lost more half its audience over the last 12 months thanks to poor quality journalism, dreadful on-air talent and too many distracting commercial breaks, is now trying to … Continue reading

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CNN Pundit Threatens to Shoot Census Workers

Monday, April 5, 2010 CNN’s newest on-air hire, rightwing pundit Eric Erickson, threatened on his radio show to shoot any census worker who appears at his front door. Erickson later claimed that his comment was “misconstrued.” But Media Matters for … Continue reading

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Christiane Amanpour Named ‘This Week’ Anchor

Friday, March 19, 2010 CNN’s last remaining journalist from the herculean days before Ted Turner sold the once mighty cable news pioneer to Time Warner, Christiane Amanpour, will depart the network and join ABC as the anchor for This Week. … Continue reading

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CNN’s Rick Sanchez Thinks Hawaii is Off the Coast of South America

Monday, March 1, 2010 By now, everyone knows CNN’s Rick “Ritalin” Sanchez is an unwatchable idiot but this stunt firmly elevates the cable anchor to Glenn Beck status. Shortly after the 8.8-magnitude temblor, fears grew about a tsunami hitting Hawaii, … Continue reading

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