Tag Archives: Cable News

Christiane Amanpour Named ‘This Week’ Anchor

Friday, March 19, 2010 CNN’s last remaining journalist from the herculean days before Ted Turner sold the once mighty cable news pioneer to Time Warner, Christiane Amanpour, will depart the network and join ABC as the anchor for This Week. … Continue reading

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CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin into Anal Sex and Fisting?

Monday, February 22, 2010 Who let the dogs out at CNN? I know much has changed at the once mighty cable news network but, to read their highly respected legal analyst, Jeffrey Toobin enjoys getting his freak on from anal … Continue reading

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Anderson Cooper’s Ratings Fading Faster than a Spray Tan

Thursday, December 4, 2009 Anderson Cooper, the closeted gay son of Upper Eastside socialite Gloria Vanderbilt, is fading in the ratings faster than a spray tan. His 10PM show, “Anderson Cooper 360,” has declined 62% in total viewers and 70% … Continue reading

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Lou Dobbs Says Adios to CNN

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 Controversial cable personality, Lou Dobbs, surprised his CNN viewers tonight by announcing he is leaving the cable news channel effective immediately. Sitting before an image of an American flag on his television, Dobbs said: ‚ÄúSome leaders … Continue reading

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Ted Turner Would Fire Lou Dobbs

Monday, October 19, 2009 What a shame Ted Turner ever sold CNN. The once mighty cable news network has disintegrated into a clownish, second-rate version of FOX News staffed by morons like Wolf Blitzer, Kyra Phillips, Rick Sanchez and Lou … Continue reading

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CNN Apologizes to Rush Limbaugh

Saturday, October 17, 2009 What magical power does the 400lbs. junkie and pedophile named Rush Limbaugh has over people that makes them drop trowel and lineup to apologize to him? Everyone, from US Senators to, Congressmen and, members of the … Continue reading

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Cable News Gets Punked by a Six Old Boy and a Balloon

Friday, October 16, 2009 Yesterday will go down in history as the most embarrassing day in cable news history. Shortly before 3PM EST, all news stopped and the networks switched their coverage to Falcon Heene, a six year old boy … Continue reading

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