Category Archives: Texas

From Deep in the Heart of Racist Texas

Wednesday, September 26, 2012 Some People in Texas Hate President Obama and I Think I Know Why While not everyone who lives in Texas and who hates President Obama is racist, at least the darling Hee Haws who defaced this … Continue reading

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Horny TX High School Teacher Convicted of Student Group Sex

Saturday, August 18, 2012 When Van Halen penned the lyrics to the song Hot for Teacher back in the 1980s, they had no idea 25 that years later, life would imitate art. Got it bad, Got it bad, I’m hot … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Mistakes a Mannequin for a Person

Friday, January 13, 2012 TX Gov. Rick Perry’s disastrous political fortunes have been blamed on everything from fatigue, to back pain and even a lack of intelligence. But this story takes the campaign cake. According to the Los Angeles Times: … Continue reading

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Price of Keeping Rick Perry Safe: $400,000 a Month

Monday, December 26, 2011 The security price tag of keeping TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry safe costs the state a staggering $400,000 a month. An close examination of Texas public safety department records found the agency forked out … Continue reading

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A Village in Texas Is Missing an Idiot

Thursday, November 10, 2011 It only took 53 seconds for TX Gov. Rick Perry to kill his presidential campaign. Perry suffered from another severe case of brain freeze on stage last night at the ninth Republican presidential debate in Michigan, … Continue reading

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Rick Perry’s Bizarre Cornerstone Speech Highlights

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 Here are the must-see highlights from TX Gov. Rick Perry’s Cornerstone speech in New Hampshire last Friday night. To say he’s got a, um, a very different style, is an understatement. I don’t know if Perry … Continue reading

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Rick Perry is a Birther

Sunday, October 23, 2011 The list of reasons Rick Perry is ill-suited to be the next president of the United States just keeps growing. Add “birther” to the list. In a Q&A in Parade Magazine on October 23, 2011, Perry … Continue reading

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Anita Perry’s Burning Bush

Friday, October 14, 2011 If you’re anything like me, you may have wondered what the hell made TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry think he could successfully run for president? A simpleton from West Texas, who never held a … Continue reading

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TX Gov. Rick Perry’s ‘Niggerhead’

Sunday, October 2, 2011 This charming bit of Texas lore comes courtesy of the Washington Post: In the early years of his political career, Rick Perry began hosting fellow lawmakers, friends and supporters to his family’s secluded West Texas hunting … Continue reading

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Who Supports TX Gov. Rick Perry for President?

Saturday, October 1, 2011 Sometimes, I just laugh out loud. Does this make me an elitist?

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81% of Rick Perry’s “Texas Miracle” Went to Immigrants

Thursday, September 22, 2011 Gov. Rick Perry seen here going down on a wiener Republican presidential candidate Gov. Rick Perry loves to tout the fact that 60% of the jobs created in the U.S. have been in Texas. But there’s … Continue reading

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God Hates Texas?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry at a recent prayer rally Texas is in the midst of a historic drought. Relentless heat and a lack of moisture set the conditions for dozens of fires scorching … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Tries to Reassure Wingnuts: ‘My Past is Free of ‘Teh Gay”

Thursday, September 1, 2011 At a private gathering in the Texas’ Hill Country attended by hundreds of queer-hating social conservatives including several prominent bigots, such as Focus on the Family founder James Dobson and Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, … Continue reading

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EXPOSED: TX Gov. Rick Perry Owned Thousands of Dollars in Porno Distributor Company

Thursday, August 18, 2011 They say you should never shit where you eat. In TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry’s case, I would tweak that phrase to read, you shouldn’t preach abstinence when you own thousands of dollars in … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Tosses His Salad

Tuesday, August 16, 2011 TX Gov. Rick Perry isn’t ready for primetime and he’s certainly not ready to be the next president. Bloomberg reports the Lone Star governor while campaigning in Iowa, said it would be “treasonous” if Federal Reserve … Continue reading

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TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry Says Global Warming is a ‘Phony Mess’

Saturday, August 13, 2011 The pride of Texas, Gov. Rick “I’m a prophet” Perry calls global warming science “all one contrived phony mess that is falling apart under its own weight.” Since he’s never expressed concern about climate change in … Continue reading

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60 Percent of Texan High School Students Suspended Before Graduation

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 Texas Gov. Rick Perry might be feeling the call to run for president, but an appalling picture of public education in his state is beginning emerge. According to a report in the New York Times, an astronomical … Continue reading

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Texas DMV Considers Confederate Flag License Plate

Friday, June 24, 2011 Gov. Rick Perry must be serious about running for president and he intends to win the KKK wing of his party. The Texas DMV is considering a new license plate that would feature the Confederate flag. … Continue reading

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