Category Archives: Strange Events

Dog Shit Sparks Mississippi Shootout

Sunday, March 27, 2011 I’m fighting the urge to frame this one as a “South v. North” issue but, seriously? The BBC reports: Two neighbors in Mississippi drew weapons and fired at each other in an argument over a defecating … Continue reading

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Malawi to Make Farts Illegal

Monday, January 31, 2011 The African nation of Malawi is set to make farts illegal and ruling is causing a stink. According to a piece in the UK Daily Mail Newspaper: The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders … Continue reading

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Peen-Hating Scottish Woman Demands Apology from Cadbury Chocolate

Tuesday, June 15, 2010 “It’s vile,” screeched Elizabeth McClure, as she nearly gagged on her favorite chocolate. McClure, 38, was tucking into a packet of Cadbury’s Nibbles when she picked out the naughty sweet. Furious, Elizabeth failed to see the … Continue reading

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Naked Neighbor ‘Put me off men’

Saturday, September 5, 2009 Please meet the lovely Denise Woodage. Denise had the recent misfortune of being victimized by the sight of her neighbor, Paul Darlow, who enjoyed gardening and pleasuring himself in his backyard wearing nothing except for a … Continue reading

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FREAKSHOW!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 Move over WWF because an even bigger freakshow is about to take flight and this one involves former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. According to the Globe and Mail: Former U.S. presidents Bill Clinton … Continue reading

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Real Life Snakes on a Plane

Thursday, April 16, 2009 Four baby pythons escaped from a container aboard a passenger plane in Australia, leading to a search that forced the cancellation of two flights, according to a spokesperson from Qantas airlines. Twelve non-venomous Stimson pythons were … Continue reading

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Polar Bear Attacks Woman At Berlin Zoo

Saturday, April 11, 2009 Sometimes, you just have to scratch your head in utter disbelief at the rank stupidity of people. At the Berlin Zoo yesterday, a lunatic woman decide to break into the Polar Bear enclosure to pay the … Continue reading

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Teen Paints Giant Phallus on Roof of Parents’ Home

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 A British teenager inspired by an ancient fertility symbol painted a 60-foot phallus on the roof of his parents house, a newspaper reported on Tuesday. Rory McInnes painted the giant genitalia on the newly-finished flat roof … Continue reading

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Passengers Riot at 40,000

Sunday, January 4, 2009 I have no tolerance for loud, unruly airline passengers but this story takes the definition of “loud, unruly” to a new level. More than 40 passengers ran riot on a Thomas Cook flight from London Gatwick … Continue reading

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A Case of Mistaken Lunch

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 Wal Mart shoppers see what they want to see. Or don’t.

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My Son, Adolf Hitler

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 No, not that Adolf Hitler. The one in New Jersey. Straight people can be wacky but this takes the prize. An Aryan Nation aficionado from Holland Township, NJ named his blonde, blue-eyed son, Adolf Hitler Campbell, … Continue reading

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McCain Supporters Removed from Rally Who ‘Didn’t Look Right’

Friday, October 31, 2008 Audience members were escorted out of a McCain campaign event in Cedar Falls questioned why they were asked to leave Sunday’s rally even though they were not protesting. David Zarifis, director of public safety for the … Continue reading

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October Surprise: UFO Alien Now Endorses McCain!

Thursday, October 30, 2008 In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, … Continue reading

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McCain’s Lunatic Brother Calls 911 About Bad Traffic

Friday, October 24, 2008 John isn’t the only member of the McCain clan that has anger management issues. McCain’s lunatic brother, Joe, actually called 911 earlier this week to bitch because he was stuck in traffic. Operator: 911 state your … Continue reading

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King George the Drunk

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 U.S. President George W. Bush was captured getting on a little too much Olympic spirit in Beijing. Bush, a recovering alcoholic, was so drunk at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, that he was unable … Continue reading

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Dope

Friday, August 8, 2008 The Secret Service did its job this time. Raymond Hunter Geisel, 22, was arrested by the Secret Service on Saturday in Miami on charges he threatened to assassinate Barack Obama. Geisel, was keeping weapons and military-style … Continue reading

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Designer Vajayjays the Newest Craze?

Sunday, August 3, 2008 Australian doctors have raised concerns about clinics offering vaginal cosmetic surgery warning the trend towards so-called “designer vaginas” may be exploiting vulnerable women.The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists said procedures being … Continue reading

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Michelangelo’s David is Returning to Italy

Thursday, July 31, 2008 And after a two year visit to the United States……, His Proud Sponsors were: H/T to LoneStarBear

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