Category Archives: Republican Fools

Mitt Romney Didn’t Know Gay People Had Families

Wednesday, September 12, 2012 Mitt Romney is Very Likely, the Dumbest Man in America Sometimes all I can do is scratch my head in disbelief. In 2004, when Mitt Romney was governor of Massachusetts after the Supreme Judicial Court cleared … Continue reading

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Romney’s Racist Comments Leave the Palestinians Fuming

Monday, July 30, 2012 Poor Mitt. First he insulted the British, suggesting they weren’t prepared to host the Olympics. Next he flew on to Israel and promptly managed to offend more than 1.5 million Palestinians. ABC News has the delicious … Continue reading

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Mitt the Twit

Friday, July 27, 2012 In case you haven’t heard, the presumptive Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, is London on the first stop on his so-called foreign listening tour. Romney wasted no time making a fool of himself. When asked if … Continue reading

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A Village in Texas Is Missing an Idiot

Thursday, November 10, 2011 It only took 53 seconds for TX Gov. Rick Perry to kill his presidential campaign. Perry suffered from another severe case of brain freeze on stage last night at the ninth Republican presidential debate in Michigan, … Continue reading

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FOX News Announces: “President Obama is, In Fact, Dead”

Monday, May 2, 2011 FOX News, who enjoys a storied history of typos, distorting facts and putting the wrong country name on the map, today announced “President Obama, is in fact, dead.” Watch it:

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Miss Lindsey Graham Feels Victimized by Lame Duck

Monday, December 20, 2010 Appearing on Face the Nation, Miss Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said she felt victimized by the big meanie Democrats who just wanted to use the lame duck session to make Republicans look bad. Miss Lindsey whined: “The … Continue reading

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Meghan McCain Wants to “kick Obama’s ass”

Monday, November 22, 2010 Meghan McCain, John and Cindy McCain’s blow-up doll daughter, appeared at the Miami Book Fair International to promote her book, “Dirty Sexy Politics,” told an enraptured audience she’s interested in working as a Republican “strategist.” Said … Continue reading

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Conservative Cannibalism

Friday, July 2, 2010 In the world of politics, what’s more enjoyable than conservative cannibalism? Righties goosestep in a tightly practiced line similar to Kim Jong Il’s army of lemmings. Question Rush Limbaugh? Never. Challenge the myth of the late … Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee Compares Gay Marriage to Drug Addiction, Incest and Polygamy

Sunday, April 11, 2010 Phew! When it comes to rank homophobia, FOX Noise’ personality and rumored GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, hit the conservative trifecta. In an interview with the College of New Jersey journal The Perspective compared gay marriage … Continue reading

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Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) Explains Scott Brown’s Victory

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 Let it never be said that Republicans aren’t prone to bouts of revisionist history. According to a memo from Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), head of the Senate Republican campaign effort, yesterday’s stunning upset election of Scott … Continue reading

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Human Shar Pei Tells Tiger Woods to Become a Christian

Monday, January 4, 2010 Human Shar Pei, AKA, Brit Humes, has some advice for Tiger Woods if he’s looking for personal redemption and it involves dumping Buddhism for Christianity. This, from a man who drove his gay son to commit … Continue reading

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Presidente Luiz Dobbs?

Monday, November 23, 2009 Former CNN personality and raging xenophobe, Lou Dobbs, told WTOP radio in Washington DC that he’s thinking of running for president in 2012. Dobbs, who is no fan of Mexican immigrants, is serious and is even reaching out … Continue reading

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A Bow is Worse than a French Kiss?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009 Former Vice President Dick Cheney, made a fool of himself (again) when he attacked President Barack Obama for bowing Japanese Emperor Akihito. Cheney told “There is no reason for an American president to bow to … Continue reading

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Sen. Joe Lieberman Wins a Penis Pig Award

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) wins a Penis Pig Award for saying Tuesday that he’d back a Republican filibuster of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s health care reform bill. Caucusing with Democrats and is positioning himself as … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: Blithering Idiot?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009 The GOP’s favorite college hopper, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, is raking in the dough. After all, someone in the Palin household needs to bring in the coin. Hubby Todd Palin spends his days leisurely fishing … Continue reading

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Andy Williams Thinks Obama is a Marxist

Tuesday, September 29, 2009 Andy “Moon River” Williams is an ancient, rightwing toadie. The veteran 81-year old singer and former Kennedy fucker (yeah, he dated Ethel after Bobby was assassinated in Los Angeles) says he thinks President Barack Obama is … Continue reading

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TX Gov. Rick Perry is God Damned Idiot

Saturday, September 19, 2009 Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R), long rumored to be on the “DL,” is locked in a tough primary challenge with another Texas queen, former U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R), left many local Hee Haws puzzled … Continue reading

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Historic: House Votes to Rebuke Rep. Joe Wilson for His ‘You lie’ Outburst

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 The U.S. House of Representatives today voted to rebuke South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson for his “You lie” outburst during President Obama’s speech to the Joints Session of Congress. The Office of the House Historian … Continue reading

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