Category Archives: Republican Douchebags

67 House Republicans Voted “NO” on Hurricane Sandy Relief Bill

Saturday, January 5, 2013 Reps. Paul Ryan, Louis Gohmert and Joe Wilson voted ‘No’ on Hurricane Sandy relief 67 House Republicans voted “no” on the badly needed Hurricane Sandy relief bill. Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin who was Mitt Romney’s … Continue reading

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Rick Perry’s Funds Have Dried Up Like a West Texas Tumbleweed

Friday, November 18, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry famously told his flock to pray for rain to ease the state’s relentless drought. But drought is the least of his troubles. Apparently, Perry’s campaign lacks the money to … Continue reading

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Bette Davis on Saint Reagan

Saturday, February 5, 2011 Bette Davis on Ronald Reagan: “Jane Wyman divorced him because he was a bore.” Happy 100th Birthday, Ronnie!

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Utah FAIL: Sen. Chris Buttars Seeks to Repeal Anti-Bullying Law

Sunday, January 16, 2011 State Sen. Chris “black babies are dark and ugly things” Buttars has proposed a resolution to repeal a recently approved anti-bullying policy created by the Salt Lake School Board. Buttars calls the policies a “program to … Continue reading

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Gold’s Gym Owner One of Four Billionaires Funding Karl Rove’s Group

Sunday, October 24, 2010 If you’re a gym bunny who pumps iron at Gold’s Gym, here is some critically important information you need to know. According to an investigative report by Salon, 97% of the $4.7 million raised by Karl … Continue reading

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The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham Screams: “I Ain’t Gay”

Thursday, July 1, 2010 South Carolina’s Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham tells the New York Times Magazine: “I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden … Continue reading

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“Homo-Hating Republican” is a Log Cabin City Council Candidate

Tuesday, September 22, 2009 It’s good to know gay Republicans are every bit as crazy as their straight counterparts. Case in point, a Palm Springs Log Cabin Republicans chapter said Monday its endorsement of Drew Sweatte, an openly gay candidate … Continue reading

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Ship of Fools

Friday, May 29, 2009 Do you dream of taking a luxurious Mediterranean cruise with stops in Rome, Dubrovnik and the Greek Isles? Eating delicious food, enjoying daily cocktail receptions, with stops at historic ports-o-call? And the best part of your … Continue reading

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Glen Beck Sucks the Lifeforce Out of Guest

Tuesday, April 14, 2009 By now, most people know FIXED News’ Glen Beck is a rightwing kook. But, did you know with the grasp of his hand, Beck can also suck the lifeforce out of you? This is exactly what … Continue reading

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Crazy Michael Steele: “God Will Tell Me If I Should Run For President”

Thursday, March 26, 2009

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South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is a Self-Serving Asshole

Friday, March 13, 2009 With a 10.4% unemployment rate, South Carolina has the fastest growing unemployment rate in the country, and economists do not see an end to the cycle of job losses spreading across the state. Between January 2008 … Continue reading

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Michael “MC” Steele Takes Down His Blog

Sunday, March 8, 2009 After dropping to his knees to fellate the 400lbs. junkie and pedophile, Rush Limbaugh, RNC chairman, Michael “MC” Steele, has taken down his blog. Come on, all together now: awwwwwwwwwwwww. Steele took some serious heat on … Continue reading

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GOP Sen. Jim Bunning: Judge Ginsburg Will be Dead in 9 Months

Monday, February 23, 2009 Republican Sen. Jim Bunning of Kentucky, already in political trouble for 2010, didn’t help matters any over the weekend when he played God, psychic and odds maker. According to the Louisville Courier-Journal, Bunning predicted that Supreme … Continue reading

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Antigay Bigot and Former eBay CEO, Meg Whitman, Makes it Official

Monday, February 9, 2009 Anti-gay marriage supporter and former eBay CEO, Meg Whitman, officially submitted her paperwork to run for California governor, according to the Sacramento Bee. “The move by the billionaire businesswoman sets up what’s expected to be an … Continue reading

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Could the RNC’s New Chairman’s Days be Numbered?

Saturday, February 7, 2009 Michael S. Steele, the newly elected chairman of the Republican National Committee, arranged for his 2006 Senate campaign to pay a defunct company run by his sister for services that were never performed, his finance chairman … Continue reading

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House Douchebag: Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA)

Thursday, January 29, 2009 Today’s House Douchebag is: Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA). On Tuesday, January 27, 2009, Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA), and the chairman of the conservative Republican Study Committee, bitched to Politico that Rush Limbaugh was just throwing “bricks” … Continue reading

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Hate Rush? Here’s a Chance to Express Yourself

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) has launched an online petition for readers to express their outrage at the morbidly obese, conservative radio bloviator, Rush Limbaugh, for saying last week that he wants President Barack Obama … Continue reading

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Ted Haggard: Still Gay

Saturday, January 24, 2009 If I saw this guy coming at me I would definitely switch teams. Disgraced evangelical leader Ted Haggard’s former church disclosed Friday that the gay sex scandal responsible for his downfall now extends to a young … Continue reading

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