Category Archives: Popular Culture

Is Political Correctness Destroying Halloween?

Friday, October 30, 2009 America, please! I know we live in a scary world of H1N1 swine flu, al Qaeda, and Sarah Palin, but has the stranglehold of political correctness reached the point where children can’t dress up as vampires … Continue reading

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Miss America Names Rush Limbaugh a Pageant Judge

Thursday, October 08, 2009 The Miss America pageant sealed its status as culturally irrelevant and just plain batshit crazy with the news that the 400lbs. junkie and pedophile, Rush Limbaugh, has been named as one of the judges for the … Continue reading

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OctoMom: the Musical!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009 In water breaking news, I suppose it was inevitable that someone would pen a musical about Nadya Suleman, AKA, OctoMom, AKA, OctoPussy, the 33-year old, the La Habra, CA woman who with the help of a … Continue reading

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U.S. States Ranked by Penis Size

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 If you’re thinking about relocating and your concerns don’t include such plebeian items as climate, job growth, affordable housing and low taxes, but something more rarefied — like penis size, then survey is for you! According … Continue reading

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When it Came to Death, Did Michael Jackson ‘Beat It?’

Thursday, August 27, 2009 To millions of adoring fans around the world, Michael Jackson was more than just the “King of Pop.” He was a Christ-like figure who could walk on water. But rise from the dead? I thought there … Continue reading

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Carrie Prejean to Appear on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

Friday, August 21, 2009 Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, the dethroned, vehemently antigay marriage media whore, is in negotiations with Donald Trump to appear on ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ But the savvy Trump is said to be less than enthusiastic about casting … Continue reading

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Old School Astronaut Sends Conspiracy Theorist to the Moon

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 Buzz Aldrin, famously one of the first astronauts to walk on the moon is Old School. Not like these sissy boys today orbiting earth in the Space Shuttle. No sir. Think, Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino … Continue reading

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Drag Queen ‘Aunt Barbara’ Top Selling Tupperware Consultant in U.S.

Thursday, July 9, 2009 Meet Aunt Barbara. This drag queen is fierce and she also happens to be the #1 top-selling Tupperware consultant in the U.S.

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Michael Jackson Has Died

Thursday, June 25, 2009 The Los Angeles Times has confirmed Michael Jackson has died. The legendary music icon was pronounced dead at 3:15PM PST today after arriving at the UCLA Medical Center in a coma. Jackson was preparing for a … Continue reading

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Chastity Bono will be a Man before her Mother

Thursday, June 11, 2009 Chastity Bono, civil rights advocate, journalist, author and musician, is in the early stages of changing his gender — transitioning from female to male. Chastity, as everyone knows, is the daughter of the legendary entertainers, Sonny … Continue reading

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Adam Lambert Comes Out

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 Adam Lambert, the second place American Idol, who was robbed of victory courtesy of a carefully orchestrated effort by the producers of American Idol and AT&T, made it official and came out today as a gay … Continue reading

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American Idol: Results “Fixed” by AT&T?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 The biggest vote theft in modern American history may not be Gore. v. Bush and the 2000 presidential election. The biggest vote theft could be Lambert v. Allen from American Idol’s season 8. According to an … Continue reading

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The Iconic Ford Mustang Turns 45

Saturday, April 18, 2009 No other American car is more instantly recognizable than the Ford Mustang. It all began in the mid-’60s when the biggest population bubble in history was coming of age in America. Baby boomers would dominate the … Continue reading

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But did the Queen like it?

Thursday, April 2, 2009 First Lady Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth II threw royal protocol out the window and embraced each other as new BFFs and I couldn’t be happier! The Daily Mail offers this eyewitness account: No-one – including … Continue reading

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Video of Octopussy Giving Birth

Saturday, March 7, 2009

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911, What’s Your Emergency?: “Chicken McNuggets”

Wednesday, March 4, 2009 This is the kind of story that may either make you laugh, cry or get angry. I have to admit — I understand how the caller might be frustrated. A Florida woman visited her local McDonald’s … Continue reading

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Buffalo, NY Islamic TV Station Founder Beheads Wife

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 Nothing like a old fashioned beheading to counter negative portrayals of Muslims. The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said. … Continue reading

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Anna Nicole Smith, the Opera

Thursday, February 12, 2009 Verdi and Rossini purests, cover your ears. From London comes word that the Royal Opera House plans a new opera based on the life of Anna Nicole Smith. According to Elaine Padmore, Covent Garden’s director of … Continue reading

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