Category Archives: Gov. Rick Perry

Rick Perry Mistakes a Mannequin for a Person

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Friday, January 13, 2012 TX Gov. Rick Perry’s disastrous political fortunes have been blamed on everything from fatigue, to back pain and even a lack of intelligence. But this story takes the campaign cake. According to the Los Angeles Times: … Continue reading →

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Teens React to Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Commercial

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Sunday, January 1, 2012 The Fine Brothers (who make the entertaining “Kids React to Viral Videos” videos) made a “Teens React to Rick Perry’s Strong” video. I think America’s future will be OK after all.

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Price of Keeping Rick Perry Safe: $400,000 a Month

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Monday, December 26, 2011 The security price tag of keeping TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry safe costs the state a staggering $400,000 a month. An close examination of Texas public safety department records found the agency forked out … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry’s Funds Have Dried Up Like a West Texas Tumbleweed

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Friday, November 18, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry famously told his flock to pray for rain to ease the state’s relentless drought. But drought is the least of his troubles. Apparently, Perry’s campaign lacks the money to … Continue reading →

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A Village in Texas Is Missing an Idiot

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 It only took 53 seconds for TX Gov. Rick Perry to kill his presidential campaign. Perry suffered from another severe case of brain freeze on stage last night at the ninth Republican presidential debate in Michigan, … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry’s Bizarre Cornerstone Speech Highlights

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011 Here are the must-see highlights from TX Gov. Rick Perry’s Cornerstone speech in New Hampshire last Friday night. To say he’s got a, um, a very different style, is an understatement. I don’t know if Perry … Continue reading →

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Enemy of the People

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Sunday, October 30, 2011 At the annual banquet for Cornerstone Action, a conservative advocacy group, TX Gov. Rick Perry, praised state legislators working to overturn New Hampshire’s same-sex marriage law. “As conservatives we believe in the sanctity of life. We … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry is a Birther

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Sunday, October 23, 2011 The list of reasons Rick Perry is ill-suited to be the next president of the United States just keeps growing. Add “birther” to the list. In a Q&A in Parade Magazine on October 23, 2011, Perry … Continue reading →

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Anita Perry’s Burning Bush

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Friday, October 14, 2011 If you’re anything like me, you may have wondered what the hell made TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry think he could successfully run for president? A simpleton from West Texas, who never held a … Continue reading →

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Howard Stern on Rick Perry’s ‘Niggerhead’

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 “What a dummy. This is a dopey guy, you know. He’s the world’s biggest shithead. I told you he got rid of all of the volunteer firemen. Then [Texas] had all those fires, and they had … Continue reading →

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House Refuses to Condemn Rick Perry’s ‘Niggerhead’

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Thursday, October 6, 2011 Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL) on Thursday called on the House of Representatives to condemn TX Gov. Rick Perry for the racially charged name of the hunting ranch where he once took political supporters. The congressman … Continue reading →

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TX Gov. Rick Perry’s ‘Niggerhead’

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Sunday, October 2, 2011 This charming bit of Texas lore comes courtesy of the Washington Post: In the early years of his political career, Rick Perry began hosting fellow lawmakers, friends and supporters to his family’s secluded West Texas hunting … Continue reading →

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Who Supports TX Gov. Rick Perry for President?

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Saturday, October 1, 2011 Sometimes, I just laugh out loud. Does this make me an elitist?

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Herman Cain: ‘I could not support Rick Perry’

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 I just love the sound and the smell of Republican cannibalism. In the wake of Gov. Rick Perry’s dreadful debate performance last week in Orlando, the Godfather of pizza, Herman Cain, made this stunning proclamation. Speaking … Continue reading →

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81% of Rick Perry’s “Texas Miracle” Went to Immigrants

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Thursday, September 22, 2011 Gov. Rick Perry seen here going down on a wiener Republican presidential candidate Gov. Rick Perry loves to tout the fact that 60% of the jobs created in the U.S. have been in Texas. But there’s … Continue reading →

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God Hates Texas?

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry at a recent prayer rally Texas is in the midst of a historic drought. Relentless heat and a lack of moisture set the conditions for dozens of fires scorching … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry Tries to Reassure Wingnuts: ‘My Past is Free of ‘Teh Gay”

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Thursday, September 1, 2011 At a private gathering in the Texas’ Hill Country attended by hundreds of queer-hating social conservatives including several prominent bigots, such as Focus on the Family founder James Dobson and Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, … Continue reading →

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Bank of America Exec to Rick Perry: “I’m from Bank of America and We’ll Help You Out”

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Saturday, August 20, 2011 If TX Gov. Rick Perry’s foray into the 2012 presidential campaign isn’t creepy enough, here we have an unnamed Bank of America executive at an event hosted by the New England Council and New Hampshire Institute … Continue reading →

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