Category Archives: Gov. Rick Perry

Rick Perry Mistakes a Mannequin for a Person

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Friday, January 13, 2012 TX Gov. Rick Perry’s disastrous political fortunes have been blamed on everything from fatigue, to back pain and even a lack of intelligence. But this story takes the campaign cake. According to the Los Angeles Times: … Continue reading →

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Teens React to Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Commercial

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Sunday, January 1, 2012 The Fine Brothers (who make the entertaining “Kids React to Viral Videos” videos) made a “Teens React to Rick Perry’s Strong” video. I think America’s future will be OK after all.

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Price of Keeping Rick Perry Safe: $400,000 a Month

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Monday, December 26, 2011 The security price tag of keeping TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry safe costs the state a staggering $400,000 a month. An close examination of Texas public safety department records found the agency forked out … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry’s Funds Have Dried Up Like a West Texas Tumbleweed

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Friday, November 18, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry famously told his flock to pray for rain to ease the state’s relentless drought. But drought is the least of his troubles. Apparently, Perry’s campaign lacks the money to … Continue reading →

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A Village in Texas Is Missing an Idiot

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 It only took 53 seconds for TX Gov. Rick Perry to kill his presidential campaign. Perry suffered from another severe case of brain freeze on stage last night at the ninth Republican presidential debate in Michigan, … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry’s Bizarre Cornerstone Speech Highlights

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011 Here are the must-see highlights from TX Gov. Rick Perry’s Cornerstone speech in New Hampshire last Friday night. To say he’s got a, um, a very different style, is an understatement. I don’t know if Perry … Continue reading →

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Enemy of the People

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Sunday, October 30, 2011 At the annual banquet for Cornerstone Action, a conservative advocacy group, TX Gov. Rick Perry, praised state legislators working to overturn New Hampshire’s same-sex marriage law. “As conservatives we believe in the sanctity of life. We … Continue reading →

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