Category Archives: Douchebags

Police Arrest One Suspect in Beating of SF Giants Fan at Dodger’s Home Opener

Sunday, May 22, 2011 Bryan Stowe shown here with his two children at a Dodgers-Giants game in San Francisco One of the two most hated and sought after men in Southern California was arrested early Sunday morning by the Los … Continue reading

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Navy Commander Permanently Loses Command

Tuesday, January 4, 2011 I just learned Navy Capt. Owen Honors will be permanently relieved of duty Tuesday afternoon, just two weeks before the carrier, the USS Enterprise, departs from its home port at Norfolk, VA to support U.S. combat … Continue reading

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Rush Limbaugh and Elton John: a Love Story

Wednesday, August 11, 2010 In June, the portly rocker, Elton John, performed at Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding at the bloviator’s Palm Beach, FL estate for a staggering $1 million dollars. Limbaugh posted pictures on his Facebook page Wednesday. The increasingly … Continue reading

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Miss California: Porn Star

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 Many of you have emailed to ask why I haven’t blogged about the viciously homophobic Miss California, Carrie Prejean? Frankly, her bigoted, braindead rhetoric just didn’t rise to the level of adequately important to bother with. … Continue reading

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Clarence Thomas Says We’re Selfish

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 Or, pot meet kettle. In speech to 400 students at Washington and Lee University in Virginia, U.S. Supreme Court judge Clarence Thomas expressed his dim view of Americans: “Our country and our principles are more important … Continue reading

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Douchebag Quote of the Day

Sunday, March 15, 2009 “Rush is a good friend. I love him.” — former vice president and the architect of the Iraq war, Dick “five deferrals” Cheney

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Quote of the Day

Thursday, March 12, 2009 “As a student of radio and a longtime listener of Rush’s show, I have gotten a wealth of pleasure and insight from him over the years. I’m sick of people impugning Rush’s wealth and lifestyle, which … Continue reading

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Poll: Majority View Rush Limbaugh Very Negatively

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 A new national survey conducted by Democracy Corps and Greenberg Quinlan Rosner finds rightwing radio bloviator, Rush Limbaugh, weighs down heavily on an already weakened Republican Party and I’m not talking about his massive 50 inch … Continue reading

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Is this Post-Racial America, Orange County-Style?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 The mayor of Los Alamitos, CA is coming under fire for an e-mail he sent out that depicts the White House lawn planted with watermelons, under the title “No Easter egg hunt this year.” Local businesswoman … Continue reading

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Alabama Sen. Richard Shelby: Crazier than Charles Manson

Sunday, February, 22, 2009 Whatever they’re drinking these days in Alabama, Sen. Richard Shelby (R) drank obviously too much of it before attempting to answer a question from a constituent last week about President Obama. According to the Cullman Times, … Continue reading

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The NY Post Thinks President Obama is a Chimp

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 In Wednesday’s New York Post, a cartoon by Sean Delonas shows a dead chimp and two police officers, one with a smoking gun. The caption reads: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next … Continue reading

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The Pope is a Douchebag for the Ages

Monday, February 2, 2009 On the heels of Pope Benedict XVI lifting the excommunication of a British Bishop who denies that 6 million Jews were killed in gas chambers at the hands of the Nazis, this douchebag excuse for a … Continue reading

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Bill O’Reilly Declares Norm Coleman the Winner!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 You thought Democrat Al Franken had been certified by the Minnesota Canvassing Board the winner in the U.S. Senate race against incumbent Republican Norm Coleman? Well, you were wrong. FIXED Noise’s own Bill O’Reilly has declared … Continue reading

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Passengers Riot at 40,000

Sunday, January 4, 2009 I have no tolerance for loud, unruly airline passengers but this story takes the definition of “loud, unruly” to a new level. More than 40 passengers ran riot on a Thomas Cook flight from London Gatwick … Continue reading

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Rick Warren Attacks Critics as “Christophobes”

Friday, December 26, 2008 President-elect Obama’s spiritual adviser, Rick Warren, has decided to keep the controversy surrounding his role in the inaugural festivities alive by labeling his critics “Christophobes.” MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow got it right when she commented, “Not only … Continue reading

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Obama’s Pal, Rick Warren, Hates Bloggers

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 Barack Obama’s pal, the gasbag Rick Warren, really hates bloggers. In this YouTube video, you can hear Warren railing against the Netroots although he’s careful to avoid dissing the Gay. The fun begins at the 1:50 … Continue reading

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TIME Mag: Obama is a “Very Rational Sounding Bigot”

Sunday, December 21, 2008 Did the Netroots, along with the LGBT community, just make one of the most colossal mistakes in the history of American politics by electing Barack Obama president? From TIME Magazine: Gays and lesbians are angry that … Continue reading

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President-elect Barack Obama’s Inaugural Program

Sunday, December 21, 2008

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