If Aliens Invade Earth

Thursday, June 2012, 2012

This is interesting.

According to a new National Geographic survey, nearly 65% of Americans think President Barack Obama would be better suited than Mitt Romney to handle an alien invasion.

The survey findings are probably not that surprising considering the fact that many Americans think Mr. Romney is very likely an alien himself.

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10 Responses to If Aliens Invade Earth

  1. Joe in Colorado says:

    Mitt’s magic underwear were Mormon garments? They’re actually reversed engineered and designed to protect his alien hide from earth’s ultraviolet rays from the son. The Federal government knows this already. It’s Mitt’s loyalists who don’t and are about to be in for a big surprise.

  2. Brigadoon says:

    Personally, I think aliens came to earth long, long ago. How else do you explain the pyramids in Egypt, Guatemala, and Mexico? The precision of the stone cutting required technology primitives simply have.

  3. Matteo says:

    Survey Says: 80 million Americans believe in UFOs. I think the number is probably higher.


  4. feminazi says:

    Brigadoon – Ancient alien theory is very popular today and explains many things. It always seemed to me unlikely Egyptians built the massive Pyramids of Giza without other worldly help.

  5. Vivzz says:

    Mitt is an alien. He’s from planet Mormon.

  6. Pechanga says:

    I am one of those Americans who think Romney is from another planet.

    Planet Mormon.

  7. Jim says:

    Yes, Romney IS an alien.

  8. fran says:

    The whole lot of lockstep GOP (take me to the tax cuts for the rich), seem like aliens to me!

  9. ajihani says:

    Romney would just greet the aliens and say something like, “It’s good to see you again.”

  10. Rationa l& Scientific & Anti-Religious, and worried says:

    Actually I thought Aliens had already invaded Earth…. And were inhabiting the bodies of Tea Partiers and Rethuglicans, and are slowly working at DESTROYING America from the inside.

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