Thursday, May 31, 2012
If you’re worried about recent news reports of flesh-eating Zombies terrorizing Miami or just want to buy a place in the U.S. to safely survive the post-apocalypse then, this condo development is designed with you in mind.
Only problem is, it’s completely sold-out.
Listed for a cool $2 million, 1,820-square-foot condos-in-the-ground will provide you access to off-the-grid-electricity via solar panels and wind turbines, epoxy-hardened walls protecting you from nuclear attack, and with state-of-the-art stainless steel GE appliances, pleasing Kohler bath fixtures and a Jacuzzi, not mention a full-sized pool, spa, fitness room, library and movie theater.
You’ll be able to dine on a diet of organic produce and homegrown fish fresh from the development’s high-tech hydroponic and aquaculture center.
Best of all, if the Zombified masses should beat at the door, never fear. Developer Larry Hall, a former software engineer, promises his condos have a military-grade security system equipped with both lethal and non-lethal defense capabilities.
Why did Hall want to turn this 174-foot-deep hole into condos? Hall told Mother Nature Network:
“To have a safe place for the increasing number of threats that are occurring from possible threats such as global climate change, terrorism, economic collapse, the solar cycle and possible loss of the power grid, pandemics, civil unrest and food shortages.”
And Zombie attacks.