Rick Perry Mistakes a Mannequin for a Person

Friday, January 13, 2012

TX Gov. Rick Perry’s disastrous political fortunes have been blamed on everything from fatigue, to back pain and even a lack of intelligence. But this story takes the campaign cake.

According to the Los Angeles Times:

Fresh off a visit to a local shooting range, Rick Perry stopped by a packed Squat N’ Gobble restaurant in Bluffton, SC to emphasize his credentials as governor of Texas and as a member of the U.S. Air Force.

Perry tried to call on a mannequin wearing a Squat N’ Gobble T-shirt whose hand was raised above her head.

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

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14 Responses to Rick Perry Mistakes a Mannequin for a Person

  1. Big Hank says:

    ROFLMAO! Oh man, this clown never disappoints. What a dope.

  2. R.J. says:

    OMG! I’m going to miss reading about this idiot’s exploits once he drops out of the race.

  3. DMason says:

    This is priceless. Perry is the Son of Texas, a perfect example of the contemporary Lone Star State at its best. Seriously, this is who the voters elected governor not once, not twice but, three times?

  4. Rachel says:

    If Anita Perry really loved her husband she would pull the plug on this trainwreck of a campaign and say, “enough Rick, we’re going home to Niggerhead Ranch so you can get some much needed rest and relaxation.” No caring spouse could allow this to go one any longer.

  5. Marcus Ybanez says:

    But were it not for the fact that Perry has a lot of cash still to burn through, he would’ve dropped out of the nomination race after Iowa.

    Thank his ignoramus donors for his continued presence in the race.

  6. Eric Equality Kuntz says:

    I don’t have rarefied eating requirements but somehow the thought of eating at a restaurant called the Squat N’ Gobble just puts me off.

  7. Matteo says:

    Eric – You don’t know the half of it. I may never eat again. From the ubiquitous Urban Dictionary:

    Squat and Gobble

    Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

    Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Squat%20and%20Gobble&defid=2674682

  8. Mauigirl says:

    That is just hilarious.

  9. Adirondacky says:


  10. Pechanga says:

    In Rick Perry, I think the Republican party has finally found a candidate even more stupid than Ronald Reagan.

    And that’s quite an accomplishment.

  11. feminazi says:

    Perry needs to fold up his tent and go home. He isn’t going to win the Republican primary and he sure as hell won’t be president. You really have to wonder how he can stand the constant ridicule from the national media? Doesn’t he read the papers and watch cable news? He’s a joke.

  12. Brigadoon says:

    Squat-n-Gobble? Oh honey, that’s just gross!

  13. Matteo,

    As usual, thanks for your links — I think.

    The Urban Dictionary is a treasure trove of interesting and sometimes bizarre definitions. Like the name “Squat and Gobble.”

  14. hipolito says:

    Rick Perry is a sissy. No amount of hunting or fishing can change this. His perfectly coiffed hair and plucked eye brows is a dead giveaway.

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