Alegbra Made Him Horny

Wednesday, November 16, 2011


Paul A. LaDuke Jerked Off in Class While Teaching His class, Police Report

When you’re a 75-years old man, who needs Viagra to make things work when you’ve got algebra?

NBC Chicago reports:

Paul A. LaDuke, 75, a teacher at Schaumburg Christian School outside Chicago, has been charged with with sexual exploitation of a child for masturbating during class, a practice authorities believe may have happened several times in the last decade.

A student reported to another teacher they saw LaDuke masturbating while seated at his podium, police said.

The teacher notified the school administration, which initiated an investigation that resulted in Laduke’s termination on Friday afternoon. School officials then contacted Schaumburg police on Monday.

Police interviewed several [students] who said that on Friday, while seated behind his podium, LaDuke unzipped and lowered his pants and masturbated while students were present in the classroom.

Investigators believe LaDuke got his Jones on multiple times per year over the course of 10 years or longer while teaching at Schaumburg Christian school.

LaDuke taught 9th grade geometry honors and algebra; 10th grade algebra II; and 11th and 12th grade algebra II, trigonometry and pre-calculus, according to the school’s website.

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6 Responses to Alegbra Made Him Horny

  1. Brigadoon says:

    Gross. I remember a high school teacher I had, I think he taught social studies, who was always adjusting his junk in front of the students when any of us would go up to him at his desk with a question. He wasn’t 75 but probably in his 30’s and pretty hot.

  2. One Fly says:

    Christian school. I suppose he probably is too.

  3. R.J. says:

    Good ol’ Christian values at work.

  4. Fran says:

    teacher at Schaumburg Christian School — Who did this guy think he was??? A priest???
    Now he will have his Donald Trump moment: Yer Fired!

  5. Pechanga says:

    Class, please tell me what angle my erect penis is at?

  6. The Real Adam says:

    Higher mathematics always makes me horny.

    I was so bored out of my mind that I would naturally start thinking about sex just to stay wake and not fall asleep.

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