Herman Cain Hears Voices

Saturday, November 12, 2011

The Godfather of Pizza, Herman Cain, says God convinced him to run for president.

National Journal reports Cain said:

“I prayed and prayed and prayed. I’m a man of faith, I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I’d ever done before in my life. And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. ‘You’ve got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'”

What Cain hasn’t said is if God told him to sexually harass women.

Four women who were employed by the National Restaurant Association claim that Cain sexually harassed them. Two of them received a financial settlement equal to a year’s salary, a third victim, Karen Kraushaar of Maryland described “a series of inappropriate behaviors and unwanted advances from Cain,” while a fourth victim, Sharon Bialek of Chicago, said he tried to force her head down on his crotch in a parked car in 1997.

Perhaps, the Devil made Herman Cain behave in such a grotesque manner?

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18 Responses to Herman Cain Hears Voices

  1. Adirondacky says:

    George W. Bush said basically the very samething as Herman Cain. So has Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry. It’s very curious to me. I mean, if I had the chance to interview any of these people I would ask them, 1.) What does God’s voice sound like? Barry White? James Earl Jones? I mean, I would like to know as I don’t expect to ever hear God’s voice so I would like to think he speaks with great authority.

  2. emcee says:

    Herman is a damned hustler. I don’t know how much ca$h the Koch Brothers offered this dirty pimp to run for president but it is more than he earned running Godfather Pizza. His 9-9-9 game helps his corporate Masters and hurts the poor. Cain ain’t going anywhere but back to the Plantation.

  3. Idaho Librul says:

    I don’t believe a word Herman Cain says.

    He tried to get a former employee to suck his cock for help finding employment. That is all you need to know about Herman Cain’s character. He is low-life and a clown. He disrespects women and he doesn’t tell the truth.

    As for God speaking to him, maybe? I mean, he acts pretty nutty to me. The American people will never elect him president. We learned an invaluable lesson about character and qualifications after the Bush/Cheney nightmare and I don’t think we will ever make that type of mistake again.

  4. nonnie9999 says:

    moses? i won’t believe him until he gets lost in the desert for 40 years.

  5. Joe in Colorado says:

    Remember when Bush told the reporter from 60 Minutes God talked to him while he drove around the make believe ranch in Waco, TX? He sounded like a kook. Cain sounds no less crazy explaining his entry into the presidential race. If Cain is telling the truth, he should be escorted to the looney bin and not to another debate.

  6. feminazi says:

    Does anyone seriously think this clown will be the Republican nominee for president? I don’t. I still think Mitt Romney will be the one on stage debating President Obama next fall. I remember someone saying the Obama White House hoped it would be Rick Perry for obvious reasons and not Romney who is the most serious of the pack. In any case, with 12 states in play, Romney represents a real challenge for the president. Let’s hope unemployment falls next year.

  7. One Fly says:

    This ought to do it. I pay little attention but it’s gone on long enough that it seems he’s being allowed to skate. What the 1% wants and they pretty much get what they want.

  8. Big Hank says:

    God obviously has a sense of humor. He’s fucking with Herman.

  9. Rachel says:

    Herman Cain should be praying God pulls the plug on the nation’s cable TV feed when all four of the women he “allegedly” sexual harassed take to the stage and take questions from the media. An image of so many women, all banded together to tell a single, shared experience of being abused by Mr. Herman will be so powerful that I don’t think he last another week.

  10. Chuck Kozlowski says:

    I am familiar with Herman Cain and his workplace behavior toward women while he was employed by the National Restaurant Association. What I can tell you is, both Sharon Bialek and Karen Kraushaar are telling the truth. It is up to the American people to decide who to believe.

    I wouldn’t vote for Herman Cain if he paid off my mortgage.

  11. ajihani says:

    Two words about Cain: “Princess Nancy.”

  12. Estacada says:

    Willard will ask Cain to be his VP.

    Watching the way Willard looks at Cain during every debate suggests a level of approval that goes beyond friendship. I’m not suggesting anything romantic but I am suggesting a wink and a nod between two candidates who obviously have an understanding.

  13. Walk on Socks says:

    I’m very confused here.

    Didn’t Rick Perry say God told him to run for president? Didn’t Michele Bachmann say God told her to run for president? Now, Herman Cain says God told him to run for president too?

    What the hell is up with God? Did his VCR go on the fritz and he doesn’t have any entertainment to watch except these annoying retards?

  14. DMason says:

    Cain is telling lies and hearing voices. Yep, he sounds perfect to lead the most powerful nation on earth! 🙂

  15. The Real Adam says:

    Sounds to me like Herman Cain is suffering from Schizophrenia.

  16. Jim says:

    What a vile, vile person, and perfect for the Republican Party!

  17. Stephen Iversonn says:

    The Real Adam hit the nail on the proverbial head.

    A sane person doesn’t hear God speaking to him or for that matter, hear anyone speaking to them unless they are suffering from a serious brain disorder. Herman Cain even said yesterday or today when asked about Libya that he had “I got all this stuff twirling around in my head.”

    Seriously, Pizza Man? Be it schizophrenia or bi-polar, Cain is off the chain.

  18. ssovie says:

    I think it was quite possible God told Cain to run for president. It just goes to show God has a sense of humor. He knows Cain is a joke too.

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