Anita Perry’s Burning Bush

Friday, October 14, 2011

If you’re anything like me, you may have wondered what the hell made TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry think he could successfully run for president?

A simpleton from West Texas, who never held a non-government job in his adult life, who owes his current job to George W. Bush and who inspired Larry Flynt to offer $1 million if someone — female or male could deliver proof that Perry had illicit sex, was in any way, shape or intellect, suited to be president?

Well, now we have the answer.

Please meet Texas first beard lady Anita Perry. Ms. Perry is a devout evangelical Christian. At a speech at North Greenville University in South Carolina, Ms. Perry said her husband’s decision to seek the presidency in August followed an encounter with a “burning bush.”

Now, I’m the first to admit I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about when I read this but apparently, Anita Perry’s burning bush was a reference to a Biblical yarn of Moses receiving a sign from God and not the recent wildfires that charred more 35,000 acres and destroyd 1,554 homes, made worse by the fact that her husband, in his infinite wisdom, cut funding for the volunteer fire departments that protect most of Texas from wildfires.

So if the sight and sound of TX Gov. Rick Perry sends you looking for the TV remote control to change the channel, blame Anita Perry’s burning bush.

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13 Responses to Anita Perry’s Burning Bush

  1. Brigadoon says:

    I bet Anita Perry’s bush has never burned. Not once. If you get my drift.

  2. The Real Adam says:

    They must be putting something in the water in Tejas.

    When Bush (George, not Anita’s) was president, he gave an interview to 60 Minutes and said God spoke to him while he drove around on his pretend ranch in Waco. It was one of the creepiest and most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in politics.

  3. Matteo says:

    Speaking of that shithole called Texas, did you happen to see this?

    Alice Cheerleader Kicked-Off Squad, Suspended From School, After Camera’s Catch Him Kissing Another Male Student

    http://www.kristv.com/news/alice-cheerleader-kicked-off-squad-suspended-from-school-after-camera-s-catch-him-kissing-another-male-student/#!prettyPhoto/0/

    Garbage like this is an example of Rick and Anita Perry’s world. So delighted Perry is down to single digits in every poll I’ve seen this week.

  4. Matteo,

    No, I hasn’t seen this piece. Thanks as always for your links.

    Texas is a scary place. Especially if you’re gay, poor, uninsured, elderly or a minority.

  5. Abbey Peripatetic says:

    Miss Anita also says she and Rick have been “brutalized” by the media. Brutalized? Really?

    Welcome to the jungle Ms. Perry. National politics isn’t for sissies. If you want your ass kissed by the media everytime you step out the door, stay home in Dallas or wherever the hell you live.

    If She thinks things are tough now — especially in light of the fact her husband refuses all media requests for interviews, then neither Perry is ready for primetime.

  6. Chad Lebanon says:

    Yeah, Biblical references are sure to win support. This broad isn’t very bright.

  7. Rachel says:

    Poor Anita. All roughed up by the national media. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Honey, try being without a job for two or three years and losing your home and medical insurance. That’s being “brutalized” in America. Last I checked, she and her goofball husband sleep in a mansion back home, surrounded by all sorts of antiques and staff to pick up after her. The victim card is an epic fail when a privileged bitch like Anita Perry tries to play it.

  8. Judith Mullins says:

    Many Texans know the “real” Perrys. Anita has been referred to as “dumb as a box of rocks.” That marriage has never been a good one. Why did she move out of the Governor’s mansion several years ago? Why did she return? What was she promised or wht was she given if she stayed? Watch the body language between those two. It speaks volumes.

  9. TOM339 says:

    Years ago I heard the rumors about Rick Perry being gay. The rumors were so loud that even the Perry-friendly, conservative Texas media was forced to report it.

    What I was told by two people I know very well in Texas state government circles is, Anita Perry packed up and moved out of the governors mansion when she learned Rick was on the “DL”. She only moved back in when Rick promised to denounce man-sex and to run for president.

    The White House and being First Lady was always Anita’s goal. Much like Pickles Bush.

  10. Harry says:

    Great post, Christopher. I never know what you’re going to do. Anita Perry creeps me out. If I saw a burning bush and it spoke to me I know I had lost my mind.

  11. Fran says:

    Anita said god told her Rick should run for president.
    She’s picking up where Palin left off.
    Crazy as a loon & playing the god card.

  12. DMason says:

    Go home, Anita. Go home. Rick won’t be the nominee.

  13. retahyajyajav says:

    Anita Perry is a sad, tired little wren.

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