Rick Perry Tries to Reassure Wingnuts: ‘My Past is Free of ‘Teh Gay”

Thursday, September 1, 2011

At a private gathering in the Texas’ Hill Country attended by hundreds of queer-hating social conservatives including several prominent bigots, such as Focus on the Family founder James Dobson and Family Research Council President Tony Perkins, TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry tried to assure the group that “there is nothing in my life that will embarrass you if you decide to support me for president.”

Code for the life-long gay rumors are false.

Those in attendance quizzed Perry about a range of hot-button social issues including; abortion, immigration, gay marriage and hate crimes. Even Perry’s wife, bottle blonde Anita was called before the tribunal.

Both Rick and Anita Perry passed the inquiry with flying colors.

The gathering was organized by David Barton, the WallBuilders founder and so-called “Christian historian” who recently suggested that four Republican lawmakers who voted in favor of same-sex marriage in New York should be scalped.

So I guess this means Texas former-Republican Robert Morrow can drop his silly effort to find anyone — female or male, who will come forward and admit they did the nasty with Perry?

Watch It:

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5 Responses to Rick Perry Tries to Reassure Wingnuts: ‘My Past is Free of ‘Teh Gay”

  1. Estacada says:

    Perry protests the gay rumors more than he should if they weren’t true. It’s been my experience that men who bring this up repeatedly and deny, deny and deny, are usually hiding something.

    Maybe we should ask the male, former Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts who Perry allegedly had relationship with and Perry’s wife walked in and found the two men in the sack together?

  2. Randy Arroyo says:

    I thought Texas was supposed to secede? What happened? Did Rick Perry and the TX legislature chicken out when they realized how much they would miss all those federal dollars they get?

  3. lea-lea says:

    I don’t care if Perry is gay, bi or straight. His sexuality is his own business.

    What pisses the heck out of me is when he lies about it and takes policy positions that discriminate against LGBT Americans in order to appease the Bible thumpers.

    It’s called hypocrisy and I’m not having it.

  4. Sayingwhatneedsaying says:

    Unfortunately Perry……… your past still doesn’t free you from being an asshole!

  5. JollyRoger says:

    Guv Goodhair is just a sexy, sexy guy. Wink wink. Mike Rogers, expose this clown!

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