Levi Johnston, Bristol’s Sperminator, Won’t Run for Mayor

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s sperminator, isn’t running for mayor of Wasilla, AK.

Johnston, who teased he might run for mayor as part of a reality show, is too busy for Alaska politics. Johnston is about go out on a publicity tour to promote his new book about his time living in Sarah Palin’s house and knocking up their abstinence-only daughter, Bristol. The couple have split but have one child together.

The book coming out next month.

Johnston’s posed partially nude for Playgirl. Later, he received a $100,000 business proposition by Corbin Fisher, one of the world’s premier gay porn companies, for a hand-on-peen photo spread which he declined

About the upcoming book, Johnston says it will set the record straight about the Palin family. We can hardly wait for the juicy details.

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13 Responses to Levi Johnston, Bristol’s Sperminator, Won’t Run for Mayor

  1. Woodcliffe says:

    Levi’s book had better have lots of salacious facts and details about Sarah Palin or this kid’s 15 minutes of fame is up. He can’t spend the next 35 years being known as Bristol’s baby daddy. At some point he will have to get a job at Wal Mart.

  2. Jolly Roger says:

    Too bad. He couldn’t have done worse than Quitler.

  3. teal says:

    lots of stories connected to the Palins. Remember the #AIP AlaskaIndep’Party. #SarahTodd&Them
    Just what we don’t need in #WH

  4. Robyn says:

    The kid has his priorities straight. This is the perfect time to promote a new book about the Palins, and I hope this isn’t all hype like his “relationship” with Kathy Griffin.

  5. Brigadoon says:

    The timing of the book and the tour to promote is brilliant. If Palin announces she’s running for president as many in the Republican party like Karl Rove says she is, imagine the nightmare of a tell-all book by Levi with page after page of intimate details about life inside Palin World told on TV and radio? Levi’s book might be the thing that forces Palin and her white trash family off the national stage once and for all.

  6. Harry says:

    Sorry but I never forgave Levi for not showing his dick in the Playgirl layout. He can go fuck himself for all I care. I don’t like being played.

  7. feminazi says:

    Thanks John McCain for unleashing this Wasilla drama on America. For that I wish a pox on your house. All eight of them.

  8. Peace Nick says:

    Harry – I have it on very good authority that Levi isn’t hung. He’s average. About 5.5 inches erect.

    We didn’t miss a thing. 😉

  9. Tiny Dancer says:

    What a bunch a bitches.

    Levi is cute and I for one, don’t think he’s dumb either. I mean here’s a hockey playing, high school kid from the Meth capital of Alaska, Wasilla, thrust into the national spotlight, who badmouthed and victimized by Palin because he sired her eldest daughter?

    I think we should cut him a little slack.

  10. Rachel says:

    Levi’s literary effort will have to be much better than his semi-nude work for Playgirl if he wants people to take him seriously. Having lived for whatever it is, six months or nine months with Sarah and Todd Palin in Wasilla, Levi has a unique perspective on the essence and motives of the Palin machine that the rest of us don’t have. He needs to spill the beans, reveal every detail and tell us what went on. Don’t hold back. It remains to be seen how deep Levi is willing to go.

  11. ajihani says:

    The book should be a real page-turner.

  12. Randy Arroyo says:

    Not interested in Levi Johnston. He’s so 2008.

  13. Stevin says:

    He’s amazing sexy body and very adorable smile. To bad the for Sara . Glad Levi Johnson had the boldness. He will look back years from now with no regrets. How many men can say the graced the Playgirl magazine and be remembered?

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