The Tea Party Queen Sees Russia from Her Porch

Friday, August 19, 2011

Michele Bachmann Going Down on a 12 Inch Weiner

When Tea Party queen Michele Bachmann isn’t comparing herself to notorious serial killer John Wayne Gacy, or asking crowds to wish the late Elvis Presley a “happy birthday”, or claiming the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery, Ms. Bachmann says Americans fear the rise of the Soviet Union.

Speaking to Christian radio host Jay Sekulow, Bachmann said:

“But what people recognize is that there’s a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward. And especially with this very bad debt ceiling bill, what we have done is given a favor to President Obama and the first thing he’ll whack is five hundred billion out of the military defense at a time when we’re fighting three wars. People recognize that.”

The former Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, known as the USSR or Soviet Union for short, consisted of Russia and the surrounding countries of Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan.

The USSR was founded in 1922 and was dissolved in 1991, some twenty years ago.

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11 Responses to The Tea Party Queen Sees Russia from Her Porch

  1. Brigadoon says:

    Sometimes I just sit back and read this stuff in disbelief. Bachmann, along with the entire Republican presidential field, is a sad commentary on American politics. Someone said you get the leaders you deserve. Well, I don’t deserve these nuts jobs. I deserve better.

  2. Show Queen says:

    Bachmann is an A-hole.

  3. Rachel says:

    Michele Bachmann’s endlessly ignorant comments are remarkable because she’s an educated woman with an undergraduate degree and a law degree. Was she blowing her college professors to give her passing grades in college? How could she not know the USSR went bye-bye? If she if she just recently landed on earth and isn’t familiar with earth history.

  4. Big Hank says:

    Judging by the picture, Miss Crazy Eyes enjoys have a foot-long wiener in her mouth.

  5. Debbie Banuelos says:

    Bachmann is a disgrace. As a woman, I find her an embarrassment.

  6. distributorcap says:

    why let the facts get in the way of a good old American campaign

    michelle bachmann should be happy to note, that as stupid and evil as she is, Rick Perry is more than twice as stupid and has the equivalent amount of evil as any good member of a fascist party

  7. JollyRoger says:

    I’m thinking C is right. Only drugs explains Michele in toto.

  8. Peace Nick says:

    Look at the guy behind her! ROLFMAO!

    I bet he’s jerking off at the sight of Bachmann going down on that big wiener.

  9. Robyn says:

    Someone needs to tell Crazy Eyes, “Honey, your eyes are supposed to roll up inside your head when it’s IN you.”

  10. feminazi says:

    This woman is an idiot! I suspect she has a substance abuse problem that affects her ability to think and recall facts and details. It’s really the only explanation for someone who loses an entire decade of history.

  11. Fran says:

    Up till now, Bachmann has been reciting what her handlers have schooled her in. I was waiting fr her to go off script…. it was just a matter of time before the crazy started to surface.

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