TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry Says Global Warming is a ‘Phony Mess’

Saturday, August 13, 2011

The pride of Texas, Gov. Rick “I’m a prophet” Perry calls global warming science “all one contrived phony mess that is falling apart under its own weight.”

Since he’s never expressed concern about climate change in the past, he won’t have to do any back-pedaling when he officially throws his cowboy hat into the presidential race today in South Carolina.

Ironically, Perry served as Al Gore’s Texas campaign chair in the 1988 presidential race, before switching political party affiliation from Democrat to Republican at the urging of Karl Rove.

However, the flat earth crowd has nothing to worry about Perry being under the spell of the former vice president. “I’ve heard Al Gore talk about man-made global warming so much that I’m starting to think that his mouth is the leading source of all that supposedly deadly carbon dioxide,” Perry said in 2007.

Texas, Gov. Rick “I’m a prophet” Perry is the first POTUS candidate to use secession as a campaign platform since Jefferson Davis.

SOURCE: UK Guardian

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19 Responses to TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry Says Global Warming is a ‘Phony Mess’

  1. Mets Fan says:

    I think it is entirely possible that Rick Perry, if he wins the Republican nomination, will put Palin on the ticket as his veep.

    Two, unqualified, religious kooks, and the frightening thing is, Obama is such a weak president, that the American people could elect them. I swear, if this happens next year I will move to Australia until they’re impeached or voted out of office. A Perry/Palin ticket will turn the USA into Pakistan.

  2. Joe in Colorado says:

    Perry is an extremist. He hasn’t a chance of winning the GOP nomination. The Iowa Straw Poll is nonsense. It’s a creation of the media. If it were really important don’t you think Perry would show up? Romney is the GOP front runner and he will go mano-a-mano with Obama in 2012. The problem for Obama is, he gets all weak in the knees around Republicans. He’s like a teenage girl around Justin Bieber. You have to be badass in a presidential debate and Obama is the opposite of badass.

  3. Robyn says:

    Governor Good Hair is phonier than a $3 bill. He says he can balance a budget and is against government handouts, yet took trillions of federal aid and used it to plug his state’s deficit. He also prayed for rain to stop the fires in his state and instead got a record heat wave.

  4. Brigadoon says:

    If Rick Perry is the nominee Camp Obama can puncture his balloon faster than you can say “steers and queers” by drudging up the gay rumor that surrounded Perry a few years ago. Nothing turns off the religious right and the Tea Baggers faster than a gay rumor. But my guess is, Obama will handle Perry with kid gloves. Obama is such a wuss. He will lose reelection before going negative.

  5. Pechanga says:

    Rick Perry and Sarah Palin embrace that kooky revisionist Christian belief that life started on earth 6,000 years ago and human beings and dinosaurs coexisted.

    They belong together like Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher or Barack Obama and Jeremiah Wright. I want to think the American people are too smart than to buy into Perry’s bullshit but who knows? The voters are desperate for leadership.

  6. Vivzz says:

    People like this reject science. I’m surprised they don’t say gravity is a myth. But what can you expect from a loser who got a “D” in college Shakespeare and a “C” in PE? Perry isn’t a smart man.

  7. JollyRoger says:

    Anyone writing Guv Goodhair off is making a mistake. The same forces that aligned to put Chimpy in the Oval Office have gathered up behind the closet queen of Austin. Our changed demographics might save us from the fate we suffered in 2000, but with Rushpubliscums rigging the voting game…. maybe not.

    If Guv Goodhair was to be elected, there would be secessions within the first 2 years-just not the ones he envisioned.

  8. Shayne K. says:

    Rick Perry vows to repeal the Twentieth Century and all science if elected president.

  9. Sayingwhatneedsaying says:

    All the other ”prophets” are dead, Perry. Why don’t you do us all a favor and kill yourself!!!

  10. Eric Equality Kuntz says:

    Apparently, quite a few women find Rick Perry attractive. As well as many gay men. Or, so I’ve been told. My guess is gay men in Texas — well, if they choose to live in Texas, then aren’t very bright to begin with.

    Perry started his political life as a Democratic and a dumb Democrat at that by all accounts. He’s still dumb but now he’s switched parties and resides among the GOPers.

    Before anyone rushes to elect him president, please keep on thing in mind; Rick Perry has called Social Security unconstitutional and a Ponzi scheme. Despite the fact that the Supreme Court ruled Social Security is constitutional. A court with seven Republicans and just two Democrats ruled (in Helvering v. Davis) that Social Security does not violate the 10th Amendment or any other part of the U.S. Constitution. But Perry knows better.

    My point here is, Rick Perry is a dangerous man. He cannot be elected president.

  11. Carpe Diem says:

    If the Obama team is willing to launch a smear campaign based on Mitt Romney being a Mormon calling him “strange” and “weird,” then it should be very easy for them to drudge up the details Kay Bailey Hutchison’s team had on Rick Perry’s sexual orientation. Everything is a matter of public record. Kay Bailey Hutchison’s camp claimed that Rick Perry had a romantic relationship with the Texas State Comptroller. So serious was the relationship between the two men that when Perry’s wife learned of it, she moved out of the governor’s mansion. If Perry is the nominee, Obama is going to have to grow a spine and play dirty, Texas Hold Em’ politics to hold onto his seat.

  12. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Dickless Perry is a worthless piece of fecal matter drying on the Texas plain.

    Listen here. If by some evil alignment of the politics Gods Perry were to win in 2012, there would be so much anger among congressional Democrats that he defeated Obama that they would stop him at every stop of the train.

    He would get less accomplished than Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama and House Dems would try to impeach him before his term was in its second year.

  13. fran says:

    Ha! Perry does not believe the science, but his ass is getting scorched in the hottest triple digit monthlong drought in Texas history.
    “Texas has received only 6 inches of rain this year, compared to 13 inches on average. This is the state’s worst-ever drought, according to AP, leaving 90% of the state in the two most extreme stages of drought.
    A drought of this severity will leave its mark for years to come.
    More than half the streams and rivers are at below normal flow rates and at least seven reservoirs are practically empty. Bacteria called Chromatiaceae that thrive in low-oxygen environments have caused the O.C. Fisher Reservoir to turn red.
    Pavements have blown-up in the heat, as water vapor trapped in the concrete caused minor explosions. Expanding metal rails have caused trains to operate slower and, as natural resources dry up, pests like ants and cockroaches have started making their way into homes seeking out water, seedy politicians like Rick Perry are trying to skitter into the White House by running for president”.

    Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/texas-drought-2011-08#ixzz1UyL3dOHY

    Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/texas-drought-2011-08#ixzz1UyKbW7Ef

  14. okjimm says:

    Hmmmm, I am surprised that he didn’t say Global Warming could be solved through prayer…… or that Gays caused it….. personally, I think Global Warming/Climate Change is alla fault of godless-hippie-pinko-commie-socialistic-liberal Black Presidents… but whatta I know?

  15. Stephen Iversonn says:

    The people who run the world, the genuine power brokers, could very well be planning to insert Rick Perry in the White House just as they inserted George W. Bush in the White House.

    Bush was needed so the people who run the world could gain control if Iraq’s oil fields.

    Perry is needed so the people who run the world can gain control of Iran’s oil fields.

    Once operational and under control of the USA and Britain, oil will flow to the west for at least the next 100 years and in Iran’s case, regime change will mean Israel is secure. A top priority for the USA and Britain.

    Perry is merely a pawn. Just as Bush was a pawn.

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