Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Despite fears to the contrary by some in the blogosphere, the new Sarah Palin movie was met with empty movie theaters seats. When will people accept what I’ve said all along about Mama Grifter? This heffa is less popular than an outbreak of herpes.

A writer for the Atlantic reports his experience at an AMC theater in Orange County, CA — the epicenter of Republican politics in California.

Our airport is named after John Wayne. Ronald Reagan remains a hero to many. Even Richard Nixon’s association with this place is treated as a point of pride.

“The Undefeated,” [is a] feature length documentary about Sarah Palin.

Jamie Watkins, 22, is a Missouri native, which qualifies her as a real American. She only recently moved to Southern California, and her little sister, Jessie, age 18, was visiting for the first time.

“So, um, what made you come out here tonight?”

“We’re going to Disneyland tomorrow,” Jamie said, “but she just got here, so we decided we should go out.”

“We looked online for the latest movie playing,” Jessie added. “But all the Harry Potters were sold out, and then we saw ‘The Undeafeated.’ We don’t even actually know what we’re seeing.”

“Well welcome to California,” I said. “You’re about to see a documentary about Sarah Palin.”

“Oh, really?” they said, and started giggling again. I think they were expecting an action flick. When I returned to my seat, I thought maybe I’d talk to them after the movie, and get the perspective of two people who went in with no expectations. But they only lasted 20 minutes before walking out.

After that, it is strictly accurate to say that the theater was empty, except for me.

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21 Responses to Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater

  1. Brigadoon says:

    Why would the people who made this movie think anyone is willing to plop down $10 to see a movie about Sarah Palin when they can see her for free on MSNBC and FOX? Those two cable outlets yap about Palin almost daily. This is one of the reasons I don’t watch MSNBC anymore. Mrs. Greenspan is obsessed with Palin.

  2. Mets Fan says:

    A year ago, I think Sarah Palin was the Tea party’s queen but a year is an eternity in politics.

    She’s been replaced now by Michelle Bachmann and her drag queen husband. The Bachmanns are the new Tea Party darlings. Palin waited too long. She’s yesterday’s news.

  3. World of Wonder says:

    This heffa is less popular than an outbreak of herpes.

    Ouch! So tell us how you really feel?

  4. Rachel says:

    Brigadoon is correct. The so-called “liberal cable media” invokes Palin’s name far more than the rightwing media. The late night TV comics like Leno and Letterman always use Palin as a punch line. If they just ignored her, the brand would die. But Mets Fan said something too about the Tea Party preferring Michelle Bachmann now. Bachmann is so nutty I have actually had a nightmare about her getting elected and the chaos that ensues. I wish more women entered politics but not these two women. Anyway, I’m off the Santa Barbara for the day. Carmageddon be damned.

  5. Sayingwhatneedsaying says:

    Well, Sarah………… Maybe now you Shut the Fuck up! and go away…………..

  6. Abbey Peripatetic says:

    They should’ve titled it: Gone with the Grifter.

  7. Robyn says:

    The girls didn’t know they paid $10 each to watch the Mama Grifter documentary? That is freaking hilarious.

    And WTF is that writer insinuating about being a “real” American just because they’re from Missouri?

  8. Stephen Iversonn says:

    Think how much money that AMC theater lost showing Mama Grifter’s movie and not Harry Potter?

    Three-hundred empty seats per showing equals $3,000 times five screenings a day means a daily loss to AMC of $15,000. If this goes on a week, it means that one screen will cost AMC $105,000.

    Maybe the Koch Brothers are reimbursing them? My prediction is, “Thighs from the Tundra” or whatever the fuck this movie is called will be pulled by Wednesday and replaced with Harry Potter.

  9. The only movie Sarah Satan can star in that might make some money is an adult movie of Todd giving her anal on a snow mobile.

    Which I predict will happen in the next five years! 🙂

  10. Debbie Banuelos says:

    My prediction is, “Thighs from the Tundra” or whatever the fuck this movie is called will be pulled by Wednesday and replaced with Harry Potter.


  11. retahyajyajav says:

    What an ironic title.

    To date, “The Undefeated” has received zero user reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and Nikki Fink can’t even be bothered to diss it. I think we can all agree, this is Sarah Palin’s biggest failure yet.

    Maybe she can get into the fragrance business. Launch “Sarah: the Scent of Wasilla,” and the perfume smells like decomposing fish.

  12. retahyajyajav,

    Where the hell have you been? So good to see you posting again.

    I’ve missed your snark.

  13. Big Hank says:

    The only movie Sarah Satan can star in that might make some money is an adult movie of Todd giving her anal on a snow mobile.

    I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. This image is more than I can handle.

  14. The Real Adam says:

    Can’t wait for the excerpts from Levi Johnston’s tell-all due this September about the six months he had the misfortune of living with the Palins.

    You just know Sarah came into his room in the morning and shook her tits at him. It had to really tick her off when he said, “No thanks, Sarah. I’m having a baby with your daughter.” No wonder she hates him so much.

  15. Estacada says:

    Did they ever determine who is Trig Palin’s mother? I know his parentage was always as fishy as Todd’s paws.

  16. joost says:

    Even the rightwing echo chamber dissed the Palin movie. The New York Post’s Kyle Smith called “The Undefeated” an “excruciating combination of bombast and whining.” If Palin’s team thought this mess was going to be the rollout for her bid for president in 2012, it backfired. Princess should give it a rest. No one is interested in her brand. She’s so 2008 now.

  17. Jim says:

    That is funny. Being in San Diego I feel that was an accurate portrayal of the reception, again very funny stuff.

  18. Sarah Palin is a Cunt. says:

    Sarah Palin is a cunt.

  19. fran says:

    Rumor has it she’s going to fire up her bus tour disastah once again.
    She is psycho!
    Your either on the bus or your not.
    She has this flamboyant bus with her signature slathered like a billboard, but then says, mind your own business, I’m not sayin’ where I’m goin’ and I’m not sayin’ if I’m runnin’ for president.
    (Only god can advise!)

    Palin’s game is up. Here latest ruse is to say she has an exclusive contract with Faux newzzz, so therefore she can’t really give interviews with other news reporters/outlets.
    Then that gotcha media nailed her with the tough question:
    What will you take away from visiting these historic (east coast) sites?

    Those dirty dogs! Trying to trick her with such a complex & difficult question!

    She’d probably do that in the White House as well, sell exclusive rights to Fox, so she can avoid the media. Sure. That will work. No one will notice her woefully inadequate ability to think & speak at the same time!

    The lack of attendance is indicative of her current placement in the pack of GOP losers, lining up for the presidential bid. Here is a slogan she can go with:

    Palin~ A loser amongst losers! The loosingest loser of them all.

  20. Coxhere says:

    Marcus Bachmann performing cunnilingus on Evil Eyes would sell better than Sarah being screwed by Todd.

  21. Jawa says:

    Palin is a MILF…..a Mother I’de Love to Forget

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