Michelle Bachmann has the Spirit of a Serial Killer

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Republican Rep. Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann compared her spirit to that of John Wayne, who she says is from Waterloo, IA.

Bachmann’s problem is, the John Wayne from Waterloo isn’t the legendary movie actor but the notorious and chilling serial killer who raped and murdered 33 teenage boys and buried them under his house.

Watch It:

Always the politician, Bachmann later flip-flopped and admitted she had misspoke and confessed “I wish I could be perfect. I’m a substantive, serious person.”

If I may make a suggestion to Crazy Eyes? If you want people to believe your malarkey that you’re “a substantive, serious person,” don’t compare yourself to serial killers.

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11 Responses to Michelle Bachmann has the Spirit of a Serial Killer

  1. Pechanga says:

    Over at Rawstory they have a new study conducted by a neurologist based at the University College in London that proves conservatives have much larger fear centers in their brains than liberals do.

    It’s very interesting stuff and explains why the rightwingers in this country are afraid of everything under the sun from Muslims to gay marriage.

    Bachmann fits their profile perfectly. She can’t be allowed near the presidency. She’s the type who would nuke first, and ask questions later.

  2. Sayingwhatneedsaying says:

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…………..

  3. Montana says:

    All hail to Astroturf TeaBparty Queen (ATQ), Michele Bachmann. Isn’t she the one that who rails against the Federal Government while every year she benefits from farm subsidies and adopts kids to work them on same farm. Oh yeah she is also a self-proclaimed historian on the US Founding Fathers and US history. The sad truth she will lie to get her way, what honor is there in that? But if you manipulate our US history and double down when you are found out, well don’t go crying to Fake News when you lose. Kind of like the Former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (Most recent quitter of her Bus Tour to restore America). We remember what happen when after “W” manipulate Florida (w/ the help of brother Jebb) to win the presidency and his failure to win any of the two wars he started that devastated our treasury and ruined our economy for the next 50 years. If the GOP thinks that Michele Bachmann is the answer, good luck with that. After her “John Wayne” mishap and Tom Petty, calling her a thief, well you know, same old Bachmann, you have a winner GOP.

  4. Jolly Roger says:

    Like I said, Christopher, I’m not at all convinced that Michele didn’t mean EXACTLY what she said. Her hero, Rand, got all wet when discussing vicious murderer William Hickman, so why wouldn’t one of Rand’s biggest fans also be thrilled by a serial killer who “has no use for what society deems precious?”

  5. Rachel says:

    This bitch also said she would support a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in all 50 states if elected president. Like Pechanga said, Bachmann can’t be allowed near the presidency. She’s Rick Santorum with a vagina.

  6. Harry says:

    I’m sure Michelle can see Russia from her front porch too.

  7. Mets Fan says:

    Michelle Bachmann is clueless. No wonder she fits in so well on Capitol Hill.

  8. fran says:

    I’m quoting a great Rolling Stones article about Bachmann:

    “And Bachmann is exactly the right kind of completely batshit crazy. Not medically crazy, not talking-to-herself-on-the-subway crazy, but grandiose crazy, late-stage Kim Jong-Il crazy — crazy in the sense that she’s living completely inside her own mind, frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she’s built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, who are all presumed to be enemies.”


  9. ajihani says:

    Did you guys catch Countdown tonight? Phew, did Keith let her have it. I just love how the blogs and at least some of the better cable anchors are calling Bachmann on her bullshit.

  10. jim says:

    Whoa, how does she get elected?

  11. Cool says:

    How did your kenyan commie thief leader get elected?

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