Monday, June 20, 2011
Sen. John McInsane (R-AZ), the guy who dumped his first wife to marry a wealthy beer heiress, now claims illegal immigrants are responsible for some of the wildfires in Arizona, ABC News reports.
“They have set fires because they want to signal others. They have set fires to keep warm and they have set fires in order to divert law enforcement agents and agencies from them.”
So folks, there you have it. A senior member of the United States Senate asserting illegal immigrants are setting wildfires in order to send secret messages to each other.
Sen. John McInsane will announce next he’s made first contact with aliens from Alpha Centauri.