Weiner Roast

Monday, June 6, 2011

I have avoided the Rep. Anthony Weiner wiener fracas. The reason for this is simple.

The first two Blackberry images of Weiner’s erect member were posted by rightwing author Andrew Breitbart on his website BigGovernment.com. Breitbart alleged Weiner had emailed the pictures to a young woman he refused to identify. If past is prologue, and in my experience, it usually is, Breitbart’s well established predilection for character assassination meant the images had to be fake.

I was wrong.

This afternoon, at a press conference held at Sheraton Hotel in Midtown Manhattan, a defiant but weepy Weiner, a six-term Democratic congressman said the following:

“Last Friday night I tweeted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle. Once I realized I posted it to Twitter, I panicked, I took it down and said that I had been hacked. I then continued with that story to stick to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake.”

The woman Breitbart refused to identify and the recipient of Rep. Weiner’s nudie tweet is a Seattle student.

Unfortunately, Weiner’s troubles don’t end here. According to RadarOnline.com, the married, 46 year old New York congressman engaged in the following exchange with a Nevada woman on his Facebook account on March 16:

Rep. Anthony Weiner: “You give good head?”
The Nevada woman responded: “I’ve been told really good and I love doing it.”
Weiner responded: “Wow a Jewish girl who sucks cock! This thing is ready to do damage.”

Remarkably, Weiner vowed not to resign in the wake of the internet porn scandal and said he had told his wife, former Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abed, only today about his ongoing online cyber trysts.

Here is one of the Blackberry pictures Rep. Anthony Weiner took of his junk and sent to the Seattle student that set off the frenzy.

Weiner said that he may seek professional help, but stated “this is my own personal mistake. This is a deep weakness that I have demonstrated.”

Within minutes of Rep. Weiner’s stunning confession, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi announced she had asked the House Ethics Committee to open a Weiner probe after the New York congressman admitted to lying about the explicit pictures he sent to women online.

My prediction: Rep. Anthony Weiner will resign from congress before Friday.

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18 Responses to Weiner Roast

  1. Debbie Banuelos says:

    Well, at least we tax paying Americans know what our elected lawmakers are doing on our dime and why so little work for the American people is being accomplished.

    Honestly, I’m beginning to wonder why we need a congress? They don’t do anything but take adult pictures of their male parts and send them electronically to imaginary girl friends in far away places.

    America is a joke and the American people are morons for putting up with this.

  2. Marcus Ybanez says:

    “Nancy Pelosi announced she had asked the House Ethics Committee to open a Weiner probe….”

    ROFL! Only YOU, Christopher, could’ve written a sentence like that. A classic!

    Weiner is a douchebag. He needs to resign.

  3. Rachel says:

    Sen. David “Diapers” Vitter, (R-LA) remains in office after his whore scandal, so I don’t see the precedent for Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign from office? Congress is a sleaze hole that needs ro be flushed out with bleach and penicillin.

  4. Herminio Sanchez says:

    I heard rumors that during the long Democratic primary, both Huma Abed and Hillary Clinton were really into each other. That would make Huma Abed about 30% lesbian.

  5. Peace Nick says:

    Rep. Weiner said he is ashamed.

    He’s ashamed because he got caught in a web of public and internet lies. The Texas woman he diddled with said Weiner told her he was “single.” This was after he married Huma Abed. Nice, Anthony. Very classy.

    I am left wondering what else he lied about? As to comparing Weiner’s shenanigans to David Vitter, I must disagree. I thought Democrats were supposed to be better people than Republicans? Weiner needs to resign from office immediately. The nation is coming apart at the seams — we can’t afford this nonsense.

  6. DMason says:

    Weiner’s nose is bigger than his wiener. He lied to his constituents and he lied to the American people. If he survives, Anthony Weiner will join the likes of Mark Foley, David Vitter, Barney Frank, Wayne Hays, Brock Adams, and Robert Bauman, in cheapening the honor of the US Congress at a time in history when our problems are so enormous that the country’s survival is up for discussion.

  7. VicoDANIEL says:

    I have a question for our wise panel? Has anyone heard the ages of the six or seven women Congressman Weiner sent his dick pics?

    If any of these women are minors, he’s in much more serious trouble than he admitted today and Pelosi’s ethics committee investigation will look like a trip to Disneyland by comparison.

    I guess it’s silly to say I hope congress grows up in the future because year after year, these guys treat the US Capitol like a university frat house.


  8. Mets Fan says:

    Time to stick a fork in him. He’s done.

  9. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Cenk Uygur? Ready to admit you’re a fucking tool?

  10. Robyn says:

    I don’t want to see him resign unless there’s serious legal trouble. We’ve seen GOP Congress critters do more and still remain in office.

  11. Jolly Roger says:

    Robyn, he will do us more damage than any Rushpubliscum will, because the MSM will fixate on him. He is now nothing more than a distraction, and that is his own fault. The son of a bitch needs to go. Now.

  12. Randy Arroyo says:

    There’s a General Election in seventeen months. Obama is fighting for survival as the economy just keeps getting worse and unemployment climbs. The DNC will abandon Anthony Weiner faster than you can say “2012 election.” He needs to slip slowly into the night so we can turn a page on this sophomoric chapter.

  13. Shayne K. says:

    Las Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss, Rep. Anthony Weiner’s sixth girlfriend, said today that Weiner’s claim that “I don’t believe that I used any government resources” is false. Weiss claims that she and Weiner had phone sex on one of the representative’s office telephones and exchanged sexy Facebook messages during work hours while Weiner was in his Capitol Hill office. Oops, this is getting more serious by the hour. I think Christopher is correct. Weiner will be gone by week’s end.

  14. Jolly Roger says:

    Christ, now I’m having to do battle with my left brethren again. I’m trying, very hard, to point out that (1.) dems are held to a MUCH different standard by the MSM, and (2.) Weiner is damaged to the point of useless precisely because the MSM holds dems to a much different standard. Do I disagree that what Obama has done is worse? Or what Geithner has done? Or what Chimpy has done? Of course not. But because other people have done worse, should I really fight tooth and nail to protect this ignorant prick? I don’t think so.

  15. okjimm says:

    I agree…. I thought it was a hack job, too. I am extremely disappointed. I just don’t get how some folks can be so goddam stupid.
    AOn the resignation…. I am unsure…. it’s who would replace him that bothers me.

  16. Joe in Colorado says:

    Weiner needs to get out of politics all together and join CNN as an anchor. CNN is the place to go for disgraced Democratic congressmen. Maybe he can sign with Eliot Spitzer’s agent?

  17. feminazi says:

    If Weiner had a shred of honor and decency, he would resign today.

  18. fran says:

    2 things

    • Weiner’s gray boxer shorts photo is *boring*. He’s no underwear model!

    • Nancy Pelosi announced she had asked the House Ethics Committee to investigate

    This floors me. Impeachment was off the table for Bush2- millions died, torture, rendition, Abu Ghraib, Gitmo secluded prison…. scores of human rights violations —
    that all goes by without blinking

    But a junkshot in ugly gray boxers…. now there is something to investigate!

    How crazy is that???

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