John “Breck Girl” Edwards Is In Trouble

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

John “Breck Girl” Edwards is in deep bandini.

The U.S. Department of Justice has given a thumbs-up to prosecute John Edwards, the former presidential candidate for allegedly violating campaign laws while attempting to cover up his affair with mistress and baby mama, Rielle Hunter.

According to ABC News, a government investigation is gearing up to indict the former North Carolina senator, though some think a plea deal could be reached in order to avoid a lengthy, expensive and sordid trial.

Edwards, 57, the hair-obsessed pretty-boy, and onetime Democratic candidate for president, was the focus of a two-year investigation into whether his siphoned political donations amounting to more than $1 million to Hunter, his campaign videographer, to help with her living expenses and hide the affair, as he pursued a bid for president in 2008.

The cash was allegedly paid by two key Edwards donors, Rachel “Bunny” Mellon and the politician’s finance chairman, Fred Baron, who died in 2008. Baron admitted to funneling the cash shortly before his death, but insisted Edwards had no idea of the back-door deal to hide Hunter from the press.

The horn dog politician admitted to his relationship with Hunter in 2008, but it wasn’t until 2010 that he copped to being the pappy of their child, Frances Quinn Hunter.

Elizabeth Edwards, who was married to John for 33 years, stoically endure his taste for other women, tragically died of breast cancer on Dec. 7, 2010.

John Edwards was said to be on then-Sen. Barack Obama’s shortlist for vice president after Obama won the Democratic primary.

Sources tell me Edwards may be indicted as early as June.

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7 Responses to John “Breck Girl” Edwards Is In Trouble

  1. Robyn says:

    The Feds are finally dropping the hammer? It took them long enough.

  2. Shayne K. says:

    Edwards will plea this thing and he will walk. You would think a $1 million dollars of misappropriated campaign money would result in at least six months jail time but, at Edwards level, and the demonstrated weakness of AG Eric Holder, it’s more likely a Hispanic with 3 unpaid traffic tickets in Chicago will do jail time than John Edwards.

  3. feminazi says:

    Edwards is such a scumbag. A pox on his house.

  4. Matteo says:

    Felling pretty, and witty, and bright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. TOM339 says:

    To think, Johnny Boy was nearly our VP?

    Imagine what a field day the Repugs would have made of Rielle and the love child as Obama’s first term dragged on? We need to do better. We need to rally around men and women with honor and integrity. Edwards has neither.

  6. Jim says:

    What a jerk! How easily we’re duped into thinking this or that candidate is a straight-shooter. Look at Obama!

  7. Rachel says:

    That picture! HAHAHAHA! He looks like my Aunt Isabella. She used to wear those giant curlers to the grocery store when I was little. Yeah, John Edwards is a low life and I have to believe the stress of being married to him and his philandering impacted his late wife Elizabeth Edwards’ immune system and her ability to fight the cancer.

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