Thursday, March 10, 2011
Oh but the power of mom, apple pie and the American flag!
Rumored GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich tells David Brody of the Christian Broadcasting Company that patriotism made his penis hard and forced him to insert it into a woman while still married to his former, cancer-stricken wife, Jacqueline Battley.
File under: You Can’t Make this Stuff Up.
Newt Gingrich: “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate. And what I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn’t trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them.”
All I can say is please, please declare your intention to run for president!
Gingrich is such an utterly despicable douchebag that his mere proximity to the General Election guarantees the Democrats will hold onto the White House in 2012.