A Massive Weather Penis Penetrates Texas, Enters Mexico

Friday, October 22, 2010

Just in time for the weekend!

Meteorologists at San Angelo, TX’ KLST station recently discovered a massive penis of thunderstorms preparing to penetrate Texas with its tip landing in Mexico. This is a storm guaranteed to delight size queens everywhere!

Editors note: No, this hasn’t been Photoshopped, edited or altered in anyway. Have a great weekend!

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15 Responses to A Massive Weather Penis Penetrates Texas, Enters Mexico

  1. Chad Lebanon says:

    ROFLMAO! Wow, that’s a big pecker! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. lea-lea says:

    An instant classic!

    Thanks, I needed that laugh. It’s been a long week and I’m glad it’s the weekend.

  3. DMason says:

    In the inimitable words of Mrs. Slocum, “Bend over, here comes a big one!” LMAO! You mean this guy didn’t see a huge wiener on the blue screen?

  4. Marcus Ybanez says:

    My jaw aches just looking at that thing!

  5. Randy Arroyo says:

    Why is it red? Is it due to overuse or a circulatory problem?

  6. R.J. says:

    Lookout, Houston. You’re about to be tea bagged!

  7. Kate Novotny says:

    Texas: the land of dicks and steers! LOL!

  8. Bill Hussein O'Reilly says:

    So the taint is about the size of Connecticut?

  9. Adirondacky says:

    That’s a riot! The weatherman just does his thing, not remotely concerned about a penis stretching from the state of Arkansas, SW, to Mexico. He just barrels on and without the slightest bit of guile. Too funny!

  10. Jolly Roger says:

    Isn’t it time for us to stop fucking Mexico over?

  11. TOM339 says:

    I want to see the condom big enough to fit this monster!

  12. Idaho Librul says:

    ROFL! Priceless!

  13. looks like the weather has take a bit of viagra

  14. bradfrmphnx says:

    That dick has measles.

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