Rush Limbaugh and Elton John: a Love Story

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

In June, the portly rocker, Elton John, performed at Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding at the bloviator’s Palm Beach, FL estate for a staggering $1 million dollars.

Limbaugh posted pictures on his Facebook page Wednesday. The increasingly Elton John is seen wagging his tail and grinning from ear-to-ear.

It’s hard to tell from the pictures if Elton John is smiling over the $1 million paycheck he received or for the firestorm of terrible publicity he received as a result of selling his soul to the Devil.

Nothing says “Marriage, American Style” better than two aging queens and one beard.

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14 Responses to Rush Limbaugh and Elton John: a Love Story

  1. Tiny Dancer says:

    Elton sought redemption from claiming his fee would go to the Elton John Aids Foundation.

    Sounds great but since Elton is estimated to have a net worth of $400 million (Forbes) why not just make the donation and avoid the controversy?

  2. Greg Equality Lengkong says:

    Girl, please!

    Everyone knows Elton is a diva cunt bitch. She’s old and tired and I suspect, may have dementia.

    I have friends who saw her in Vegas earlier this year and she couldn’t remember the lyrics to ‘Benny and the Jets.’ After restarting the song 5 times, she just gave up and did it instrumental.

  3. retahyajyajav says:

    Remember Elton’s meltdown at the airport in Taiwan or South Korea?

    He was shrieking, “You’re all vile pigs!”

    I was reminded or Susan Hayward in a 1950’s pot boiler movie.

  4. DMason says:

    In all fairness, I guess I would be a grinnin’ fool too if someone paid me a million dollars. Elton is despicable though and I will never, ever listen to his music again. He makes me sick to my stomach to hear.

  5. Chad Lebanon says:

    Miss Elton had best stick to performing at weddings for homo-hating Repugs because after this, I think Elton will be booed off the stage at any venue in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago, New York or Boston.

    Elton’s gay cards have expired!

  6. Vivzzz says:

    So all it took to get Elton to suck the devil’s cock was a cool ‘mil and Elton was on his knees?

  7. okjimm says:

    ok. I’m not big on Elton, and I really hate Limbaugh….. but for a cool mil I could be coaxed into a rendition of “Candles in the Wind”.
    Or Zippity-do-dah-dough. Hey, Bud, times are tough.

  8. Randy Arroyo says:

    So all it took to get Elton to suck the devil’s cock was a cool ‘mil and Elton was on his knees?

    For a line of coke, Elton would let Rush make a cream pie in his butthole.

  9. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Four marriages and gay people are a threat to straight unions?

    Give me a fucking break.

  10. fran says:

    Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding

    Did it occur to the blushing bride 4th time around with freaking Rush Limbaugh just might be an omen of doom?

    Elton can take the money & run…. at least he had the sense to not marry Limbaugh!

  11. R.J. says:

    Elton is Benedict Arnold in sequins. Revoke his gay cards!

  12. Jolly Roger says:

    The wife has a lot of his drivel. I can’t stand the sound of it anymore.

  13. Peace Nick says:

    Who is the happy couple?

    Rush and Elton or Rush and the woman in white? I’m confused? 😉

  14. bradfrmphnx says:

    I would fuck anybody for a million dollars, and I am strait. You give me a million bucks and I’ll hump the livin’ shit outa ya. But I wouldn’t hump either one of these two Queens for all of their combined wealth. My greedy brain might say go, go, go…but my old cock would say no, no, no!

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