The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham Screams: “I Ain’t Gay”

Thursday, July 1, 2010

South Carolina’s Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham tells the New York Times Magazine:

“I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay. Sorry.”

Miss Lindsey is truthful about one thing: she is “sorry.” But the only way Miss Lindsey  could possibly attract the interest a hundred gay men is with a stack of blank checks and large bank account.

Get over yourself queen.

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19 Responses to The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham Screams: “I Ain’t Gay”

  1. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Shut up Miss Lindsey, you rightwing liar.

    Straight guys don’t have a bukkake pit in their basement for Saturday night festivities.

  2. Pechanga says:

    Every gay man I’ve ever known has far too good taste to loiter around Miss Lindsey. In fact, even the Log Cabin Repugs dismiss her.

    What a clown.

  3. Smooch says:

    It’s a well known fact in Seneca, South Carolina that Lindsey is always “in the company of young, black men.”

    No one says anything on-the-record because in the south, people are taught from a young age to hold their tongue and not to discuss such matters.

    Besides, the blue rinse crown of southern ladies over the age of 65 like Lindsey. She’s just one of the girls.

  4. woyoyo says:

    “The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham.”

    hehehehehehehehehe! Priceless. 🙂

  5. Bee says:

    Reckon anyone would complain if we threw Graham off the Golden Gate Bridge?

  6. Vivzzz says:

    I read this on your Tweetdeck and nearly fell off my chair! Why on earth would the New York Times give Miss Lindsey 5 pages?

    The other Lindsey, Lindsey Lohan would be far more interesting.

  7. Shayne K. says:

    The GOP: the Gay Old Party.

  8. i dont think even larry craig would wide stance for miss lindsey

  9. Randy Arroyo says:

    I think if you totaled the number of gay men in the Republican party and and added in the Catholic priests, they would represent 50% of all American queers. Miss Lindsey is a closet queen. She’s not about to come out now. She would be tarred and feathered by Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh.

  10. R.J. says:

    If he’s straight, then I’m white.

  11. Adirondacky says:

    What the GOP typically does is call up Bo Derick who is their official “beard” and she’s seen out and about with the closeted gay House member or senator. The photo-ops are “proof” that David Drier or Mark Foley is an acceptably heterosexual male and no one can dare call them gay, or worse. Miss Lindsey has somehow avoid that scene.

  12. Jolly Roger says:

    Actually, I’m guessing Luscious Lindsey pulls her checkbook out of her purse quite often, for those discreet little encounters. DC is full of entrepreneurs willing to provide whatever service you may desire.

  13. Tiny Dancer says:

    Girl, puhleeze!

    Methinks Miss Lindsey doth protest too much. If she’s not gay, then I’m a conservative bottle blonde.

  14. Brigadoon says:

    “I’m sure hundreds of ‘em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay.”

    Go fuck yourself, Miss Lindsey. Talk about ego. Like she thinks she’s some sort of object of desire for gay men? She’s a pudgy, old queen, with plucked eye brows and a mug covered in Gin blossoms. I would go straight before I went Miss Lindsey’s direction.

  15. Thai Noodles says:

    What a silly, old queen.

    Miss Lindsey must be up for reelection in November.

    Why else would she utter such a foolish comment other than to reassure her constituents back home that she’s electable?

  16. Rachel says:

    I don’t know where this comes from but anytime I see Lindsey Graham, I hear Lou Reed’s “Take a Walk on the Wild.” LMAO! In any case, denying you’re gay in 2010 is just so 1979.

  17. bradfrmphnx says:

    I don’t like her if she is gay or strait. She is repulsive.

    “Do I suck?” Lindsey at Kagan’s hearings.
    The answer is clearly…yes.

  18. Walk on Socks says:

    Lindsey, you gots ta’ stop it!

    Too many people have seen you at Heretic in Midtown Atlanta for Sunday Tea Dance and those weren’t ladies you were shaking your money maker with.

    You can run and you can hide and you tell the morons at the New York Times any damned thing you want but, some of us know better.

    Now, deal pumpkin.

  19. bill says:

    miss graham hmmmm i’d a size 11 pump with 6 inch stellato heels and a size 24 dress, GORGEOUS JUST GORGEOUS !!!!!

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