Peen-Hating Scottish Woman Demands Apology from Cadbury Chocolate

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

“It’s vile,” screeched Elizabeth McClure, as she nearly gagged on her favorite chocolate.

McClure, 38, was tucking into a packet of Cadbury’s Nibbles when she picked out the naughty sweet. Furious, Elizabeth failed to see the funny side and now she’s demanded an apology from the confectionery giant.

What’s more, the offended Scott smells a conspiracy and she’s convinced the three-inch treat was deliberately fashioned by Cadbury workers.

“I can take a joke but any child could have found this. It is vile , the level of detail is disgusting and I felt sick,” says McClure.

Me too Elizabeth but for entirely different reasons. Three-inches is just too small to get excited about.

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15 Responses to Peen-Hating Scottish Woman Demands Apology from Cadbury Chocolate

  1. Joe in Colorado says:

    This woman needs to get a life. The world is falling apart and she’s outraged over a chocolate dildo? Give me a break. Apparently, she doesn’t watch the news or she would have some perspective on what matters.

  2. Brigadoon says:

    Was she hoping for at least a six-incher? I guess she doesn’t understand it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion that gets the party started. Silly woman.

  3. feminazi says:

    If this woman had a brain, instead of complaining she should’ve put the offending member on eBay and sold it for a lot of money. Like the people who sell potato chips shaped like Jesus. In fact, one sold for some ridiculous amount like $20,000.

  4. R.J. says:

    Stupid lady.

  5. Thai Noodles says:

    He’s a cute little thing. Kinda’ like the Geico geeko only brown and eatable.

  6. Rachel says:

    I agree, feminazi. If this woman had any sense of commerce she would run, don’t walk, to her digital camera, take a picture and put the chocolate pee-pee up on eBay for auction. She could make a fortune.

  7. Bill Hussein O'Reilly says:

    This broad is a moron.

  8. VicoDANIEL says:

    How do you “gag” on three inches?

    Obviously, this woman is woefully unskilled when it comes to peen eating. 😉

  9. Tiny Dancer says:

    This woman is a dullard.

  10. lea-lea says:

    “How do you “gag” on three inches?”

    Vico Daniel! ROFLMAO!

    Maybe she’s allergic to chocolate?

  11. Prairiedog says:

    I agree! Instead of making a fool of herself coming over as a prude with hang ups, she missed a great marketing opportunity to sell the choco-peen.

    Too funny!

  12. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Peckers on Cadbury’s.
    Jesus on potato chips.
    Jim Morrison on toast.

    It’s the end of days!

    2012 will be the end of humanity and everything as we know it!

  13. Seabec says:

    I have no idea what Elizabeth McClure is talking about. Obviously, she has a filthy mind.

    The offending Cadbury looks nothing like a penis.

    What she’s holding looks like a decorative fleur-de-lys.

  14. Eric Equality Kuntz says:

    The penis is the most culturally threatening image known.

    More frightening than a loaded gun pointed at you, a third George W. Bush term as president, and even scarier than a cancer diagnosis.

    All fear the sight of the penis!

  15. Kate Novotny says:

    I think Elizabeth McClure has way too much time on her hands to worry about such a thing.

    Honestly, this woman needs to spend her free time volunteering at a local school helping adults learn to read or children learn mathematics. But instead, she mines a bag of chocolate looking for phallic symbols.

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