Rent Boy Speaks: Rabid Homophobe George Rekers Liked the “Long Stroke”

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Gawker breaks the nauseating details of what sort of sexual activities rabid antigay activist and co-founder of the Family Research Council, George Alan Rekers enjoyed.

Lucien, the Rent Boy prostitute Rekers hired to take on an all-expense paid, 10-day European holiday says:

Rekers named his favorite maneuver the “the long stroke,” a complicated caress “across his penis, thigh, and his anus over the butt cheeks,” as Lucien puts it. “Rekers liked to be rubbed down there,” he says.

Lucien says he was initially unaware of Rekers’ homophobic day job, but now that he knows what a particular sort of asswipe his client is, he’s apparently decided to speak up and set the record straight. No pun intended.

Meanwhile, Rekers insists on his Facebook page that he hired Lucien to “carrying the luggage.” Rekers goes on to explain he found the Lucien on, because he wanted to save someone’s mortal soul. Just like Jesus did.

Folks, you can’t make this stuff up.

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19 Responses to Rent Boy Speaks: Rabid Homophobe George Rekers Liked the “Long Stroke”

  1. DMason says:

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  2. Tiny Dancer says:

    Can you imagine if Lucien had his camera phone on?

    Those pictures or movies will be comic gold. Plus, as soon as they go viral or are sold, it will be the end of George Rekers career.

    Boom, boom, boom, another one bites the dust!

  3. lea-lea says:


  4. Matteo says:

    I love it when conservatives cannibalize each other!

    University of South Carolina dumps Rekers from Website

  5. Shayne K. says:

    Methinks Rekers time in the sun is over.

    He will join the large and growing club of disgraced, rightwing hypocrites like Ted Haggard, Rev. Lou Sheldon, Larry Craig, and Mark Foley.

  6. bradfrmphnx says:

    LMAO! I’m still trying to picture that “long stroke” thing. Aren’t we fortunate to have him on the family council? This is both hilarious and an outrage. What a hypocrite!

  7. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    These Bible thumpers use language creatively:

    “I have a ‘wide stance.'”
    He enjoys the “long stroke.”

    Just cut to the chase. These guys enjoy sex with men.

  8. mauigirl says:

    It never ceases to amaze me that not only are these right-wingers closeted, but they make a particular effort to persecute gay people. The hypocrisy is stunning. I’m sure it is some deep Freudian self-loathing thing that makes them found groups like the so-called “Family Research Council” while still hankering after men.

    Lucien sure did carry the luggage – or should we say, “baggage,” for this guy. And now all the dirty laundry is falling out!

  9. Harry says:

    Is nekkid stroking not coming to orgasm still sex in the strictest, Catholic definition? Or, does man juice have to spill for it to be legit?

  10. Bill Hussein O'Reilly says:

    A conservative, gay Christian is a synonym for a self- loathing homosexual.

    Keep fucking that chicken, George. Case closed.

  11. you are right —- you cant make this up. we can laugh but you know the flock will forgive him —

    you know there are more.

  12. Matty says:

    Funny, when I went to Europe, all I had to do is carry my luggage when I checked in and out of the hotel, and it really wasn’t that bad. I mean, they even have people that you can pay to do that, there’s no need to buy them an all-expense r/t ticket to Europe! And you don’t have to stick your dick in their mouth either.

  13. Randy Arroyo says:

    I’ve been to Europe several times and always carry a back pack. Rick Steves says it’s best to travel light and carry as little as possible. He’s correct. Maybe George Rekers should try it?

  14. Pechanga says:

    Now that the University of South Carolina has kicked him to the curb, if George Rekers thinks he will be embraced by the gay community, he’s in for a rude awakening.

    Just look at how warmly the Log Cabin Repugs have been embraced, or the HRC.

    Move along George. Maybe back to Europe.

  15. I hope this self-hating Christian doesn’t try to beg for our forgiveness. I’d love to kick him where the Rent Boy probably split him.

  16. TOM339 says:

    Methinks Rekers doth protest too loudly.

    Clearly, he enjoys sexual gratification with other men and there is nothing wrong with this. But, to think of all the harm he has cause throughout his professional career as an educator and adviser to far right groups hell-bent on demonizing gays and lesbians.

  17. MiggyBanx says:

    It’s always the super-religious people including the priests who always get involved with this kind of stuff. This makes me happy because little by little the world can see how full of Sh*t their men of “god” are.

  18. Maybe the Jesushead is simply a big fan of Billy Squier.

  19. GeorgeM111 says:

    Enough about this REEKERS fellow…what about the rentboy? I’d love to meet him and thank him!

    And get a massage! Cause me, I am an out, loud queer.

    Oh, and…a little data…. Like this was ever a surprise….

    Adams HE; Wright LW Jr; Lohr BA. Is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal? J Abnorm Psychol 1996 Aug;105(3):440(c)445.

    Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602(c)3013, USA.

    The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.

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