Priest Off: Scientically Designed to Repel Pedophile Priests!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Leave it to scientific ingenuity to do what Pope RatNAZI refuses to do. Finally, Catholic parents have a line of defense to protect their underage children from pedophile priest rapists.

Priest Off:

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21 Responses to Priest Off: Scientically Designed to Repel Pedophile Priests!

  1. stradella says:

    Phew, if this spray can repel these PP satanists who rape young preteen boys and teens, then it should in at the entrance of every Catholic church in the world!

  2. Walk on Socks says:

    Since the Church is nearly broke now from paying out $2.5 billion in claims to priest victims, the only way the Vatican can get this product distributed is from donation to the parishioner plate.

    Dig deep Catholics and start donating.

    Shy of castration, I think this is the best solution yet.

  3. Chad Lebanon says:

    I’ll donate a box. Just tell me where to buy it and where to ship it. Whatever it takes to keep children safe from these white collar rapists, I’m on-board!

  4. mbmdl says:

    Oh my God! This is so funny. I nearly fell out of my chair. As a health care professional, I still advocate castration and incarceration for men convicted of harming children. I spent 5 years working as an RN in a state prison and unfortunately, the rate of recidivism for these men is more than 90% on a good day.

  5. libhomo says:

    When Sinead O’Connor revealed the oaths of silence abuse victims had to sign to avoid excommunication or far worse, even I was shocked.

  6. Randy Arroyo says:

    ROFLMAO! A classic! Did you guys see the Catholic Minister of Propaganda, Bill Donohue, on Joy Behar’s show tonight trying to explain away the scandal? Predictably, he blamed the “liberal media.” These pathetic lemmings are brainwashed and suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. To think I once went to Mass. Never again. Never again.

  7. bradfrmphnx says:

    $2.5 Billion is a drop in the bucket for the Vatican.

    I’d like to spray some of this stuff in RatNAZI’s eyeballs, and watch him do the chicken dance.

  8. R.J. says:

    This is freaking hilarious! Good find.

  9. Fran says:

    If only it really existed!

  10. TOM339 says:

    This is one of the funniest (and saddest) things I’ve ever seen.

    I say, replace the Holy water at the entrance to every Catholic church with a can of Priest Off and if parents forget to pre-spray their brood before leaving home for Mass, they can douse the little darlings before they sit down.

  11. Kate Novotny says:

    2,000 years of Christianity reduced to a can of pedophile priest repellent and you can lay blame at the steps of the Vatican.

    Do you know until the 8th century Catholic priests were allowed to marry and have children? In fact, it was encouraged. But the change occurred when the Vatican discovered priests, upon death were leaving their wealth, home and jewelry to their surviving wife and family and not the Church.

    So, a change was implemented forbidding priests to marry and have families. Suddenly, priests were married to God. Interesting, huh?

  12. Harry says:

    Read Bill Donohue’s op-ed in this mornings New York Times if you want to start your day angry and ready to rumble. He’s one sick motherf*****r.

  13. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Stradella – I have a question?

    What the heck is a “PP satanist?” I know what a satanist is, but the “PP” before it has me stumped.

  14. Michael says:

    I love it! I sent this to all of my friends…. This ‘Product’ should be required to be carried by all Catholic children!!!

  15. feminazi says:

    When did you post this? It must’ve been later in the day so I missed it. Arguably, the most important discover since antibiotics, air travel, high speed internet, and the microwave. A must for Catholics everywhere on earth.

  16. Peace Nick says:

    I don’t mean to get all heavy here but, at the end of the day, we’re still talking about the abuse and rape of minor age children by pedophile priests.

    The case of 200 deaf children in Wisconsin abused and raped by priests made me want to vomit with disgust.

    Yet, Catholic apologists and denialists make their way to TV show (like Joy Bahar last night on HLN) to try and give this Pope and his flock, a ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card.’ These people are sick and we can’t forget the child victims.

  17. JollyRoger says:

    HAHAHAHAHA….. up on Facebook it goes 🙂

  18. chlost says:

    Okay, I read the later post first, then this…..let’s give ’em the Roger Clemens steroid treatment. If it worked to keep Roger’s “bat” down, perhaps it will work on the abusive priests. Don’t know how a priest on steroids would sound during mass, though…..lots of grunts and growls, maybe?

  19. JollyRoger says:

    I was thinking the same thing, chlost, but….. there’s the whole ‘roid rage thing. I have a feeling there’d be a lot of new deaths from having crosses embedded in the brain.

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  21. SweetSue says:

    I know this is an old post, but a LOL! funny video…

    Re, Kate’s comment:
    “…the Vatican discovered priests, upon death were leaving their wealth, home and jewelry to their surviving wife and family and not the Church.

    So, a change was implemented forbidding priests to marry and have families.”

    But what would prevent them from leaving their property and money to their siblings or nieces and nephews instead? Unless there’s more to it than that, having a wife doesn’t seem like a logical reason to stop them from marrying.

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