James Carville: “Airport Scanners Can Measure My Penis”

Saturday, January 9, 2010


Pardon me but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

James Carville, the other half of the James Carville and Mary Matalin Political Freakshow, went all TMI on the topic of full body security scans currently being implemented in U.S. airports.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville unzipped his vision for airport security.

“Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane. I don’t care. I’m up in the air all the time, like George Clooney,” he said, referring to the Hollywood leading man’s latest film.”

Tell me again, why exactly does CNN employ this clown?

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10 Responses to James Carville: “Airport Scanners Can Measure My Penis”

  1. Fran says:

    Nice red gingham tie, Carville.
    And for the record, nobody cares about your penis.

  2. I wouldn’t care about his penis. What concerns me about this screening thing is what happens if they submit people under the age of 18 through that contraption. Shouldn’t that be child porn? Or what if bombers purposely choose to employ children to circumvent this machine? I don’t think the powers that be thought this one through.

  3. TOM339 says:

    I would like to see Mary Matalin’s penis.

    Five-will-get-you-ten it’s bigger than Carville’s. I just know she’s wears the pants in their family.

  4. (O)CT(O)PUS says:

    If you set your underpants on fire and BBQ your penis, what good will 75 virgins in Heaven do you?

  5. lea-lea says:

    If Carville flashed me his pecker, I’d cut that fucking snake off at his balls.

    I can’t stand him or his freaky wife.

  6. libhomo says:

    Can we vote both of them off the planet?

  7. JollyRoger says:

    Christ, those scanners must be STRONG!

  8. Greg North says:

    His head looks like a penis.

  9. Pechanga says:

    Lea Lea – ROFLMAO!

  10. British Coal says:

    I refuse to allow three-dimensional electromagnetic images of me to be used for the sexual gratification of pervert airport security staff. Join my campaign to ban these government-sanctioned wank-tanks. I’ve got Branson’s mobile number and T-Shirts with slogans and all sorts.

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