What’s Going in George W. Bush’s Presidential Library?

Monday, December 28, 2009

In case you’re wondering what could possibly be going in George W. Bush’s presidential library besides a copy of My Pet Goat, here’s the answer.

Meticulously catalogued, wrapped, stored and guarded in the climate-controlled warehouse located in Lewisville, TX (the actual library at Southern Methodist University isn’t slated to open until 2013), some of the items include: 68 million pages of documents, a surfboard, 175 million e-mails, countless cowboy hats, 3,845,912 photographs, diamond-and-sapphire jewelry given to Laura Bush by the king of Saudi Arabia, Stan “The Man” Musial’s autograph, gold and silver swords, handmade quilts, diamond jewelry, cowboy boots, classified files, gifts from ‘American Idol’ winners and the Jonas Brothers, and a gift from the Pope.

If all that isn’t enough to make you want to take a trip to see the Bush library and then maybe a glimpse at the 9mm Glock pistol that Saddam Hussein was armed with when he was rooted out of his spider hole in Iraq will change your mind?

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13 Responses to What’s Going in George W. Bush’s Presidential Library?

  1. Randy Arroyo says:

    If you told me the winning lotto ticket was in an envelope with my name on it and it was being held at the front office, I would send a Currier to retrieve it but go in person? Sorry but that will never happen.

  2. Conejo1982 says:

    Will the Bush library include George’s diary entries from his many, steamy nights spent with Jeff Gannon at the White House while Pickles was out of town?

    You have to admit, those would almost make a visit worthwhile.

  3. Reamus says:

    What about the box of Crayolas and the coloring books that he and Pickles so loving rendered when he wasn’t choking on peanuts.,..and what of the peanut? My outrage knows no bounds if those are not included. I simple will NOT visit there.



  4. Rock says:

    Will there be any books? It sounds more like a museum than a library.

  5. Adirondacky says:

    American Idol? The kids from American Idol gave that idiot Bush gifts? So wrong on so many levels. I wonder which one of them and from what season?

  6. libhomo says:

    Reanus: You beat me to the punch on coloring book jokes.

  7. JollyRoger says:

    Why not? His MSM hagiographers are working overtime to put him on a pedestal right next to Saint Ronnie.

  8. Fran says:

    garbage in/garbage out

  9. Mets Fan says:

    Somehow, “George Bush” and “Presidential Library” just don’t belong in the same sentence.

  10. Estacada says:

    Can you imagine that this asshole has a library of his own?

    Now the state of Texas has three: Johnson’s, Poppy Bush’s and Little Boots.

  11. joe says:

    Um, what’s the surfboard for???

  12. Jim says:


  13. Rachel says:

    I wondered about the surfboard too. The jewels for Pickles from Saudi Arabia is too damned funny. All she wears is Sears synthetic suits and sacks. When it comes to taste, all of Pickles’ taste is in her mouth.

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