Levi Johnston Delivers Butt, No Peen

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The long awaited and much (over) hyped Levi Johnston Playgirl photo spread is here and while Levi delivers butt, he’s saving peen for the rumored porn film debut.

The first of the 20-odd Playgirl images of Bristol’s baby daddy have started to make their way to the internets, however for anything more revealing you will have to part with a $19.95/month fee.

Based on what I’ve seen so far, it’s not worth the charge. But, of course, the choice is yours.

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19 Responses to Levi Johnston Delivers Butt, No Peen

  1. Harry says:

    Levi is cute but he doesn’t measure up to the other talent in Playgirl. He’s no Taylor Lautner.

  2. Harry,

    I kept reading in the MSM how Levi was hitting the gym for 3 and 4 hours a day to prep for Playgirl.

    The pictures don’t match the hype, I’m sorry to say.

    Maybe he should’ve shown peen?

  3. lea-lea says:

    Christopher – Maybe Tank was working out some other part of Levi’s anatomy at the gym? After all, Tank controls every aspect of Levi’s life.

    Just saying! LOL!

  4. Rock says:

    So for nearly $20 all you get is butt? Now I’m wondering which is the bigger ripoff. This? Or Going Rogue for $4.97 at Newsmax?

  5. VicoDANIEL says:

    Going Rogue has already been discounted to $4.97 on Newsmax? ROFLMAO! A publishing success!

    I have to say, I kinda’ feel sorry for Levi. He has few skills and a kid to take care of for the next 18 years so he’s reduced to this to earn money?

    Well, it sure beats working at Dairy Queen or Moose Queen or whatever they have in America’s 50th state.

  6. Seabec says:

    Handsome face.
    Average body.
    “Peen?” It remains a mystery.

    I feel cheated.

  7. Zorma Nimmer says:

    White trash boys are good in the sack.

  8. DMason says:

    I bet most of the money Levi made from poising for Playgirl is going to he and Bristol’s son. I’m sure Palin made it clear that she and Todd would sue him if he doesn’t step up and support the grandkid.

  9. Steven says:

    Its true – the white trash boys always shag like the trailer park depends on it!

  10. bradfrmphnx says:

    He’s probably got a little willy…otherwise he wouldn’t be hiding it like a 7th grader going to the showers after gym class for the first time.

  11. Aunt Peg says:

    Strike while the iron is hot.

    Levi is doing precisely this and what’s more American than jumping on the fame train and riding for all it’s worth?

    Think of all the women who became famous after they posed for Playboy. Even Marilyn Monroe posed nude for a calendar. I think people need to be kinder to Levi Johnston. He’s just 19 and he wasn’t asked to be tossed into the fish bowl.

  12. feminazi says:

    I so agree with you, Aunt Peg! Levi was just a teenager when the mother of his girlfriend decided to pluck him from obscurity and use him as a stage prop for her climb up the GOP food chain. If he is cashing in now and getting paid for posing for Playgirl, that’s fine with me. Why should Palin be allowed to cash in on her notoriety but not Levi Johnston? Talk about a double standard.

  13. Brigadoon says:

    I was hoping for more Taylor Lautner. Instead, we got a very average looking young man, who looks like 75% of 19 year old American boys with their clothes off. I like Levi but he needs to fire this Tank guy, hire better representation and hit the gym more.

  14. Mets Fan says:

    Levi looks OK. He looks like a healthy, young man.

    At least he didn’t make us suffer with naked pictures of his BFF/body guard/handler, Tank.

    The sight of Tank naked would make me jump off a freeway overpass into rush hour traffic.

  15. HalfGay says:

    What the what?? No package?? LAAAAME. Although … can’t say I blame him. Did I see that he has “Bristol” tattooed on his ring finger???

  16. libhomo says:

    He would be really hot if he didn’t shave his body.

  17. levifan says:

    cute butt but should have shown more

  18. jimmyjazz says:

    I’d like to pop that sweet little virgin ass while he screams! That butt is very fuckable!

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