This is Why Britney Spears Lip-Syncs

Saturday, November 7, 2009

This nightmare inducing mess is what the microphone really hears when Britney Spears sings.

What comes out the loud speaker is a bit different. Just goes to show that you don’t need any talent to make it in the pop music business today. I don’t think there are enough drugs in all of the West Village and West Hollywood combined to make a self-respecting gay man to fork over $175 a ticket to see Brit-Brit “live” after hearing her sans the Auto-Tune and the lip-sync track.

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13 Responses to This is Why Britney Spears Lip-Syncs

  1. lea-lea says:


    This is brutal! Christopher, where did you manage to get your hands on this gem? This video is the sort of thing managers try to hide from public consumption.

    Britney was never my cup of tea but this is brutal. It’s like a suffering animal in the death process.

  2. Harry says:

    $175 to see Brit-Brit live? Puhleese. Now, $175 on drugs maybe but never to see Brit-Brit. She’s a joke.

  3. Tiny Dancer says:

    I agree with Lea Lea.

    Dude, I have no idea how you got hipped to this video but it’s a career breaker. Britney “live” makes Kim from the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ sound like Aretha Franklin by comparison.

  4. Mets Fan says:

    God, that’s awful. I mean really awful.

    Britney was never a great singer but this sounds like someone singing in the shower.

    Speaking of Britney, what the hell happened to her sperm donor, K-Fed? He’s got to weigh 400lbs. nowadays.

  5. Rachel says:

    Harry – I would need $175 of drugs to sit through a Britney Spears concert. She can’t sing — period. She just dances around the dance shaking her moneymaker, wearing great costumes. Most drag queen performers I’ve seen could do a better job. Anyone heard of RuPaul?

  6. DMason says:

    Britney can’t sing live. She sounds like someone in the shower. In fact, I can sing as well as her in the shower only difference is, I don’t have tits and bottle blonde hair.

  7. Fran says:

    That was painful.

  8. Peace Nick says:

    Very painful and very funny.

    Britney can always become a pole dancer for Heff if this lip-syncing thing doesn’t work out.

  9. Nando says:

    LMFAO!!! That’s so embarrassing & amusing at the same time. I believe it.

    Poor girl.

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  12. Benny Tritt says:

    I mean i really like Britney I am one of her biggest fans….

  13. Cary Croxen says:

    Seems like britney goes to a mall every day – one more set of photos in all the papers!

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