Sarah Palin: Blithering Idiot?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

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The GOP’s favorite college hopper, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, is raking in the dough. After all, someone in the Palin household needs to bring in the coin. Hubby Todd Palin spends his days leisurely fishing and snow sledding — neither of which pay very well. So who can blame La Sarah for collecting a cool $7 million advance for her 400-page memoir, delivered four months earlier than expected and to the surprise of many, it’s not a coloring book.

But the real money to be made by former and current politico stars is the lucrative speakers circuit. Everyone from former presidents Clinton and Bush II, to married TV yappers Mary Matalin and James Carville, get paid exorbitant fees by corporations, universities and, political groups to bloviate on the issues of the day.

However, Palin’s bookers are said to be asking for a staggering $100,000 per speech, according to an industry insider who also goes on to say:

“The big lecture buyers in the US are paralyzed with fear about booking her, basically because they think she is a blithering idiot.”

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17 Responses to Sarah Palin: Blithering Idiot?

  1. JollyRoger says:

    She makes Chimpy look like Plato. Of course they don’t want to hire her.

  2. feminazi says:

    $100,000 speaking fee? This is obscene. Who in the world would pay this silly bitch a 10th of a million to make a speech and what would she possibly say that could garner that type of money? Maybe George Soros can pay her $1 million to just go away and never open her mouth again? One can hope.

  3. Scott Dancer says:

    What Sarah Palin shares with George W. Bush is the ability to make dumb Republicans feel smart.

    They listen to this nitwits and think, “I’m as smart as Bush. I’m as smart as Palin.” It’s empowering for them and affirming.

    How else do you explain anyone paying Palin or Bush a dime for a speech?

  4. Bill Hussein O'Reilly says:

    Palin could always do MILF porn.

    It’s a niche market and she would fit in well. Personally, I don’t find her attractive but many men do. I always thought she resembles a transvestite.

  5. I’m surprised that she’s only asking 100k. After all, someone paid 67k to have dinner with her–though it is true that that was for charity.

  6. She is a blithering idiot, but there are suckers out there willing to spend $100k for her rambling thoughts. Hopefully my employer isn’t one of them.

  7. Ben Hoffman says:

    Right-wingers want one of their own in office — thus the popularity of Palin. These nut-jobs will buy Palin’s book, and she’ll go on the book circuit and talk shows to promote it. There’s a big demand for that crap. Why? Because right-wingers have an inferiority complex and getting one of their own in office makes them feel better.

  8. Aunt Peg says:

    Someone paid $67,000 to have dinner with Sarah Palin? Is this a joke?

    Did he get to at least sleep with her?

  9. libhomo says:

    I wonder who is ghost writing her book.

  10. Peace Nick says:

    A publisher paid this stupid bitch $7 million dollars for her memoir?

    I’m sure it’s Ann Coulter’s publisher. No one else would be stupid enough to bank on this nutty hack.

    Especially, in a recession.

  11. Jenna Bush Stole My ID says:

    It’s a sad commentary on our country that a moron like Sarah Palin can command a whopping $7 million for a book she didn’t even write herself.

    This country is fucked up.

  12. Harry says:

    No wonder she resigned as governor. Palin was smart enough to know she had to strike while the iron is hot. If she waited, no one would offer $100K for a speech.

  13. bradfrmphnx says:

    Glenn “sob” Beck’s book is stacked a mile high in the local Cosco, and not selling for crap. 10 to 1 Palin’s does even worse. What the hell does she have to say…a lesson in speaking in tongues?

  14. Drop the question mark, and the title is correct.

  15. Randy Arroyo says:

    If Sarah Palin got $7 million for a book then I think it’s safe to say the world will end shortly. This is just wrong and not justifiable on any level.

  16. libhomo says:

    The publishing house for Osama bin Palin’s book is owned by Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.

  17. Estacada says:

    Lib Homo – Is that so? Well, it explains much.

    Such as why Murdock’s yacht was docked in Juneau for a week and why Palin was seen loitering about the Fox studios a few months ago in New York.

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