U.S. States Ranked by Penis Size

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

If you’re thinking about relocating and your concerns don’t include such plebeian items as climate, job growth, affordable housing and low taxes, but something more rarefied — like penis size, then survey is for you!

According to data collected by MANHUNT profiles, men in Washington DC have the largest pleasure tools at an average of 7.59 inches! Men in Alaska have the smallest widgets, coming in at 6.34 inches. Alaska’s poor showing could help explain Levi Johnston’s reluctance to pose full-frontal for Playgirl.


Following Washington DC, men in New York and California round out the top states with the largest penises, coming in with 7.50 and 7.45 inches. Just ahead of Alaska, the smallest penises are found in Delaware and Wyoming with 6.94 and 6.92 inches respectively.

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36 Responses to U.S. States Ranked by Penis Size

  1. jimmy says:

    As evidenced by Rep. Joe Wilson, there are some huge dicks in D.C.

  2. DMason says:

    I always enjoyed Washington DC. 😉

  3. retahyajyajav says:


    I always thought the Washington Monument looked like a huge, erect pecker. Of course, I never told anyone this for fear they would think I am strange.

    Oh hell. What do I care?

  4. TOM339 says:

    Christopher – I love the themes you have going on an otherwise dull Wednesday. Tits and Dicks.

    Well, I’m not from Washington DC but Virginia and I did go to school in DC and lived there for several years.

    Anyway, thanks for keeping us informed and amused. It’s never a dull moment here.

  5. lea-lea says:

    I have to tell you something.

    The largest man I’ve ever seen was probably not more than 5’8″ tall. I’m only 5’4″ and he wasn’t all that much taller than me and he was packing the biggest penis I have ever seen in my life. I’m naive about such things and just assumed penis size was linked to height. Wrong!

  6. Tao says:

    Now, everytime I see Sarah Palin all I will be able to think about is how she isn’t getting all that much…

    It might explain alot….

  7. Tao says:


    The tallest man you have ever seen was 5′ 8″? I hope you mean that the tallest man you ever saw naked…

    But, to give a statistical anaylsis of this data let it be noted that 80% of the states in the top ten of this poll voted democratic in the last election thus we an infer a potential of penis envy amongst those we refer to as the reactionary right and following this analysis we also note that Dick Cheney, from Wyoming ranks next to the bottom of this poll and that explains alot also!

  8. Brigadoon says:

    Poor Bristol. No wonder she looked so miserable in those photo-ops last summer. You think Levi will have a pecker stand-in when he does his first porno movie? I mean, 6 inches isn’t going to rock it.

  9. Prairiedog says:

    Every size queen in America will now be booking a trip to Washington DC to test their survey for themselves!

    Oh well, this will be good for airline business this fall!

  10. lea-lea says:

    Tao, no, no, no!

    What I was trying to say is, the biggest cock I’ve ever seen in person belonged to a man who was 5’8″ tall.

    Sorry if I wasn’t clearer. This topic got me all hot and bothered and my fingers and my brain weren’t connecting.

  11. Matt Padilla says:

    Details, lea lea. Tell us the details.

    Did you measure the monster with a ruler?

  12. Shaw Kenawe says:

    Well I believe it’s not the size of the wand that counts, but rather the magic you make with it.

  13. Harry says:

    Yeah, lea-lea. Did you handle it OK? Tell us.

  14. Tao says:

    Hot off the press:

    “NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) – Washington, D.C. has become the favorite area for wealthy young adults, with the nation’s highest percentage of 25-34 year-olds making more than $100,000 a year, according to a new analysis.”

    Well, it looks like we know why…

  15. bradfrmphnx says:

    Crap…I only got six inches…but they don’t call me beer can for nothing! 🙂

    We are talking flaccid aren’t we?

  16. Jolly Roger says:

    Maybe size DOES matter, at least when it comes to your politics…

  17. Biker Guy says:

    7.59 inches? Sheyat. Mine is that long soft.

    It nearly doubles when at attention and I’m from South Dakota.

  18. Rachel says:

    Biker Guy – In your dreams! What a braggart!

  19. Tao says:

    Biker Guy, if that’s true, then there are at least 5 other guys running around South Dakota with next to nothing…

  20. Aunt Peg says:

    Oh my! LOL!!!

  21. Scott Dancer says:

    Biker Guy,

    7.59 inches x2 = 15.18 inches.

    Are you seriously claiming your erect cock is 15.18 inches long? I don’t believe you. I’ve see several very well endowed men in my life but this means your cock is more than 2 feet long.

    If you’re telling the truth, you should enter it in the Guinness Book of Records and then run, don’t walk directly into a career in porn.

  22. Randy Arroyo says:

    Never believe what people say in their profiles. A good rule of thumb is, if the guy says he’s 30, he’s really 40. If he says he’s muscular, he’s really average. If he says 9 inches, he’s really 6 inches. It’s the old, bloated resume syndrome.

  23. bradfrmphnx says:

    No…I swear to God Randy, I’m six inches? Well maybe 5 and 127/128ths but isn’t that close enough???

    And anybody who is almost 16 inches erect does not walk on two feet.

  24. emcee says:

    I don’t live in Washington DC but I guess I should.

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  26. i guess this didnt make the 11pm news

  27. J.T. says:

    This is the dumbest study ever.

    1) DC is bigger than other “states” because DC has the highest percentage black rate compared to all states (60% of DC is black. Most states average about 10-20% black.) Blacks notoriously have huge dicks.

    2) The results are self-reported, and the stats are only among people who posted their dick sizes — that is to say, only people with big dicks post their dick size. Everyone else doesn’t post their size.
    So all the reporting is f-ed up.

  28. Estacada says:

    J.T. states: “Blacks notoriously have huge dicks.”

    Do you speak from experience, J.T.? Is that why you only date black men? You have a tramp stamp over your butt that says, “Black men only” with an arrow pointing to your boy pussy?

  29. yessirs says:

    Well you why D.C has the biggest penis…It’s because President Obama came to town…(wink)

  30. vikram says:

    its good report.washinton girl are enjoy guys better.

  31. Scott says:

    It does not matter how long your penis is, its how deep the pussy you’re fucking is.

  32. surescott says:

    ah huh ^ that’s what the fellas carrying the smaller pencils say.

  33. Matty says:

    I think this is less a measure of penis size and more a measure of honesty. What states have guys who give the most dishonest, inflated estimates of their penis sizes? That’s really what the question should be since this site didn’t actually measure them I’m assuming, it just went by what people listed in their profiles.

  34. anir (jersey) says:

    he he i am 7″ and happy with it my girlsfriends saying to big !! size doesn t metter …the way you use it is matter

  35. tony says:

    really whats up with this biggest state

  36. whaaaaat says:

    bullshit…those old white wrinkly fat ass politicians aint got shit…

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