Orly Taitz is Back with a New Fake Birther Certificate

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Orly Taitz is back. This time, she’s representing Lucas Daniel Smith whose name appears on an Affidavit filed with the United States District Court in Southern California in Los Angeles claiming he’s in possession of the “real” birther birth certificate that proves beyond all reasonable doubt President Obama was born in Mombasa, Kenya and not in Honolulu, HI.


The problem for Ms. Taitz in her zeal to find the proverbial “smoking gun” that proves President Obama is a foreign national and not an American citizen, thereby sending the U.S. into a Constitutional crisis and invalidating Mr. Obama’s presidency, is her sloppiness.

You see, if you’re going to fake a birth certificate, you need to remember to format the date correctly. In 1961, Kenya, was still a British colony. They used the DD/MM/YYYY format and not the American MM/DD/YYYY:


Perhaps, the California State Bar Association — the organization that licenses and regulates lawyers to practice in California, needs a heads-up about Orly Taitz? It’s clear this birther loon is a disgrace to her profession, not fit to practice law and a genuine pain in the ass.

H/T to Hanlon’s Razor

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16 Responses to Orly Taitz is Back with a New Fake Birther Certificate

  1. Conejo1982 says:

    These whack jobs will stop at nothing in their effort to discredit this president.

    They’re the same people who swear up and down they saw Elvis at a Dairy Queen in Memphis ordering a burger or Spock at Star Trek convention in St. Louis sitting in the back row.

  2. Mets Fan says:

    Are you sure Orly Taitz didn’t escape from a state mental institution? I mean, after the last birth certificate mess, a sane person might conclude she would be much more careful about adding her name to another potential scandal.

  3. Randy Arroyo says:

    I read someplace that Orly Taitz is an American/Israeli dual national. Maybe I’m paranoid but could she be on the Likuds payroll? They despise President Obama and Netanyahu’s party never really got passed Obama defeating Hillary. This might explain her insane commitment to a cause that only discredits her professionally, but calls into question the birther movement’s credibility.

  4. bradfrmphnx says:

    Glenn Beck and Orley Taitz should have a love child together. They could name her…Glory Baitz. She could work in the fishing industry as a Master Baiter. She would be a whiz at catching suckers.

  5. libhomo says:

    If Obama wanted to, he could win big bucks in a libel suit.

  6. libhomo: He should sue. But he won’t. I always thought Kerry should have sued those swift boat motherfuckers and if he had, he would be in his second term. but since I am no longer a democrat, not my problem.

  7. Adirondacky says:

    If World Net Daily put the doctor who delivered Barack Obama in the hospital in Honolulu under sodium penathol and he said, “Yes, I delivered Barack Obama on Aug. 4, 1961,” they would still say he was lying because the DNC had a microchip implanted in his head in order to dupe the effects of truth serum. It’s a no-win. These people are crazy.

  8. Oops! At least she’s a bad liar…too bad people will believe her.

  9. JollyRoger says:

    Now really, y’all. How COULD he be qualified to be President? I mean, just look at him-he’s……. not like a REAL Uhmuhricun, and he gots a funny name too!

  10. feminazi says:

    Travel to Brooklyn, Atlantic City, or Miami Beach and you will see thousands of Jewish women just like Orly Taitz. Her ilk is a dime-a-dozen. The only difference is, most of them are Democrats whereas Taitz is a radical, rightwinger. Conservative Jews don’t trust Obama because they’re convinced he’s a Muslim and anti-Israel. They’re meshugeneh.

  11. Massagatto says:

    On Free Republic, Orly says people are messing with her car, possibly trying to plant a bomb in it.

    She’s afraid for her children.

    She also says the black helicopters are constantly following her down the 405 and 10 as she drives.

    Ignoring the fact there are more traffic helicopters in Los Angeles than anywhere else in the world.

    And there’s the money. Orly is always asking for donations to help fund her efforts to expose President Obama as a foreigner in the White House.

    I agree, Christopher. The California Bar needs to get involved.

  12. lea-lea says:

    >>>”She also says the black helicopters are constantly following her down the 405 and 10 as she drives.”<<<

    Orly needs to learn that paranoia, will destroy you.

  13. Peace Nick says:

    Have you noticed the correlations?

    The radical right always embraces certain themes:

    – black helicopters
    – 9/11 was an inside job
    – AIDS was created as a military weapon by the government
    – the New World Order
    – one word government
    – Obama is funded by the Bilderbergs
    – Bush was funded by the Bilderbergs
    – the dollar has an eye over a pyramid so be afraid
    – the cashless society

    Orly Taitz and the birthers just added a page to the conspiracy Bible.

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  15. Right. Like you pinkos didn’t travel back in time and force Kenya to adopt their colonizers’ way of chronological tracking.

  16. I thought they use the Metric System in British Colonies.His weight is in Pounds.

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